A Modern Age religion believe to have come into existence sometime during November of 2008. The basic idea of the faith is that Tupac and Biggie, of the respective East and West Coasts, are the last great prophets of our world, and that information regarding the future can be obtained through the study of their lyrics. Many other great "thugs" are included in the hierarchy of icons in Thugology. Many of these icons have yet to be included somewhere with an appropriate title issued by the Founders (Dalton "Deez Nuts" Josh "Jammin' Yo Wife" and Patrick "Pen Island") of Thugology. The most common way to spot a member of Thugology is their frequent voicing of the phrase "Thug Life" accompanied by a fist in the air.
Non-Thug: Dude, I wish I knew of an awesome new religion that somehow relates to my favorite rapper!
Thugman: You like Tupac and Biggie?
Non-Thug: Duh!
Thugman: Try Thugology!
The study of the three main hair groups on homo Sapiens heads. These hair groups include beard hair, scalp hair, and eyebrows. Eyelashes are not included because no one cares about those
My trichology trichologist said that years of trichology research and studies show that trimming my beardhair it will cause it to grow back much much faster and longer
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.