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Thickezoned

When a girl immediately loses interest in you because you think Blurred Lines is a good song
dumbass was singing blurred lines around her and got himself thickezoned

Tinkleton 

When you flush the toilet just before you pee and try and race it.
I just took a Tinkleton. I lost though. Turns out i drank too much!
Tinkleton by McJohn November 26, 2009

thicklett 

A female who is short and plump. A good measurement of about 1/3 wide as she is tall.
Hey yo, check out that thicklett walking toward us.
thicklett by T J Dubz December 25, 2007

Tinkleton 

Jamal: Hey have you seen the new guy? He's really short
Jerome: Yeah he's a proper tinkleton
Tinkleton by JeromeTheNiglet April 7, 2022
A thick, stupid or unintelligent person. An idiot.
That ChrisDaDon is a right thickston, he's not at all clever.
thickston by Shiny January 1, 2005

Thicklete 

A female athlete that's not quite a BBW and curvy for example Amanda Bingson and Serena Williams. They have thick toned legs,

maybe a little belly, bigger bonedbut toned, sexy, and they move well.
"Damn, Venus Williams is tall and athletic but her sister Serena is a thicklete."
Thicklete by Tbro71 July 10, 2018
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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