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Thickezoned

When a girl immediately loses interest in you because you think Blurred Lines is a good song
dumbass was singing blurred lines around her and got himself thickezoned

Tinkleton 

When you flush the toilet just before you pee and try and race it.
I just took a Tinkleton. I lost though. Turns out i drank too much!
Tinkleton by McJohn November 26, 2009

thicklett 

A female who is short and plump. A good measurement of about 1/3 wide as she is tall.
Hey yo, check out that thicklett walking toward us.
thicklett by T J Dubz December 25, 2007

Tinkleton 

Jamal: Hey have you seen the new guy? He's really short
Jerome: Yeah he's a proper tinkleton
Tinkleton by JeromeTheNiglet April 7, 2022
A thick, stupid or unintelligent person. An idiot.
That ChrisDaDon is a right thickston, he's not at all clever.
thickston by Shiny January 1, 2005

Thicklete 

A female athlete that's not quite a BBW and curvy for example Amanda Bingson and Serena Williams. They have thick toned legs,

maybe a little belly, bigger bonedbut toned, sexy, and they move well.
"Damn, Venus Williams is tall and athletic but her sister Serena is a thicklete."
Thicklete by Tbro71 July 10, 2018