The absolute thickest individual possible. Thick in the skull, Thick in the ass, Thick from McDonald’s. This person is pretty much a deity and must be treated as a ruhruhretard. Often the victim of mass-bullying, Thickmeister will probably end up working at McDonalds and losing his life savings in poker games.

Have you seen Thickmeister lately? They’ve really fallen off a cliff since they started working at Dons...

Thickmeister by Thick’s#1Fan April 15, 2020

Related Words

Thickitis • tickitis • Thickies • thickit • Thickelisious • Thicctism • Thickalishes • thickerish • thickii nikki • Thickilicious

Thickies

1. Thick, plump woman
2. Thick doesn't mean fat
3. Being rather curvacious

Your legs are nice and thickies.

Thickies by Khanh & Mike, Bitches =) July 12, 2006

Thickilicous

A very very thick boi, so thick that it could pass for a 3 course meal.

Cannella: Ryan could you see cheek in your Speedo's was it thickilicous
Ryan Coulthard: come to practice later and you can see

Thickilicous by Kskdjkjksk June 17, 2019

thickerish

Not thick but not skinny.

That girl is thickerish.

thickerish by Charles Marie January 25, 2017

thicktime

The opposite of soontime and quicktime derived from quicktime. A period of time no less than half an hour.

Hold up, lemme eat thicktime. Ill be out in an hour

thicktime by deemstar July 20, 2009

thickity thot

when a girl scout troop turns thicc
when a thicky bitchy moves up in the world
when a thicky bitchy leaves DC

That’s one thickity thot right there.

thickity thot by secretaryofthickities June 12, 2018

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026