The absolute thickest individual possible. Thick in the skull, Thick in the ass, Thick from McDonald’s. This person is pretty much a deity and must be treated as a ruhruhretard. Often the victim of mass-bullying, Thickmeister will probably end up working at McDonalds and losing his life savings in poker games.
Have you seen Thickmeister lately? They’ve really fallen off a cliff since they started working at Dons...
A term of semi-endearment referring to any individual with above-average body mass that severely compromises their otherwise normal physical coordination.
Oh snap! Big Thickie just tripped over his own feet and did a face-plant attempting to get off the bus...anyone get that on video?