Thickmeister

The absolute thickest individual possible. Thick in the skull, Thick in the ass, Thick from McDonald’s. This person is pretty much a deity and must be treated as a ruhruhretard. Often the victim of mass-bullying, Thickmeister will probably end up working at McDonalds and losing his life savings in poker games.

Have you seen Thickmeister lately? They’ve really fallen off a cliff since they started working at Dons...

Thickmeister by Thick’s#1Fan April 15, 2020

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Thienmeister

Sometimes called the Dang or Peter the Thienmeister is the captain that knows all. Sitting on his cold iron throne with dial up internet situated in the dark city of Yagoona, no one may question the Thienmeister for he knows all. no one may out run the Thienmeister for he is too quick. no one may fight the thienmeister because he will fuck you up in dragons nest. The Thienmeister is the all knowing captain, Fuhrer Thien.

OH MY GOD BACK OFF ITS THE THIEN MEISTER
YOU WANNA COME FIRST IN THE 100 METER RACE? LOOK THERE IS A THIENMEISTER BEHIND YOU

Thienmeister by iPurple April 19, 2013

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Hickmeister

A person who gets hickeys from hot guys with lightning hair at parties. This usually happens whilst the person is highly intoxicated. They are also known to vomit whilst intoxiacted and randomly burst into tears and are constantly stalked by people with crazy eyes. K.P.

Lou: OMG! look at those hickeys!

Kaity: Oh yeah i got them from Blaine at Hayleys party

Lou: You Hickmeister!

Hickmeister by Mitchnipples February 14, 2009

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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