Thickmeister 

The absolute thickest individual possible. Thick in the skull, Thick in the ass, Thick from McDonald’s. This person is pretty much a deity and must be treated as a ruhruhretard. Often the victim of mass-bullying, Thickmeister will probably end up working at McDonalds and losing his life savings in poker games.

Have you seen Thickmeister lately? They’ve really fallen off a cliff since they started working at Dons...

Thickmeister by Thick’s#1Fan April 15, 2020

Thienmeister 

Sometimes called the Dang or Peter the Thienmeister is the captain that knows all. Sitting on his cold iron throne with dial up internet situated in the dark city of Yagoona, no one may question the Thienmeister for he knows all. no one may out run the Thienmeister for he is too quick. no one may fight the thienmeister because he will fuck you up in dragons nest. The Thienmeister is the all knowing captain, Fuhrer Thien.

OH MY GOD BACK OFF ITS THE THIEN MEISTER
YOU WANNA COME FIRST IN THE 100 METER RACE? LOOK THERE IS A THIENMEISTER BEHIND YOU

Thienmeister by iPurple April 19, 2013

Hickmeister

A person who gets hickeys from hot guys with lightning hair at parties. This usually happens whilst the person is highly intoxicated. They are also known to vomit whilst intoxiacted and randomly burst into tears and are constantly stalked by people with crazy eyes. K.P.

Lou: OMG! look at those hickeys!

Kaity: Oh yeah i got them from Blaine at Hayleys party

Lou: You Hickmeister!

Hickmeister by Mitchnipples February 14, 2009