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Felonious Thelonius
A nickname given to the great jazz pianist Thelonius Monk due to the friendships he had with cultural rabble rousers like Allen Ginsberg and Timothy Leary.
Felonious Thelonius by Dr Bunnygirl June 27, 2020
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thelonious
A caring dude who is always there for whoever needs him. he is a good listener and can make any situation a bit lighter. he is good looking and smart, and only pulls the coolest girls, if you are lucky enough to get him as your boyfriend, you can be sure he only wants the best for you and would never do anything to hurt you. he is a cool person who has excellent taste in music, clothes, etc. He is a good thinker and is amazing at giving advice and someone trustworthy to talk to. an all around good guy.
girl 1: wow he is so sweet, but kinda shy, he is the perfect type of guy
girl 2: yeah, i love his easygoing personality, he is a true thelonious
girl 2: yeah, i love his easygoing personality, he is a true thelonious
thelonious by amelia1111 October 17, 2017
thelonious monk
Simply the best pianist of all time. He was incredibly innovative, wore a beret and sunglasses at most of his performances. Showed emotion, used complex rhythms, and was awesome.
Monk is in the ranks with Duke Ellington, Oscar Peterson, Art Tatum, Bill Evans, etc.
Monk is in the ranks with Duke Ellington, Oscar Peterson, Art Tatum, Bill Evans, etc.
thelonious monk by jazzwise November 21, 2009
Thelonious Jagger
a gay dude who plays basketball (also known as Tj) in the tv show andi mack. him and cyrus hit it off in season three. (favorite muffin: blueberry macadamia)
Thelonious Jagger by normansbooks February 3, 2021
TheLostSoul
Someone incapable of making money the way everyone else does, eventually getting down on their hands and knees begging for minimum wage. You can normally find this person on "Dank Memer" making fun of the poor while they themselves are broke.
"That TheLostSoul guy is such a petty guy. I wish he'd just shut up already and learn to make money himself."
TheLostSoul by DipN'Drop (TLS) February 25, 2023
thelonious funk
The act of plowing a girl over a piano and it resulting in her playing a series of cluster chords.
Syn: the herbie jamcock
Syn: the herbie jamcock
Trish and I were working on a new piece we are writing but it led to a massive thelonious funk. Needless to say the piano needs to be tuned.
thelonious funk by macNchee April 22, 2014
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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