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a dislesxic stealer purhson thad dunt spel too gud.
Stob thut theif!
Theif by n November 17, 2003

thiefonce 

A name used in place of "Beyonce". A celebrity known for her lack of originality.
Michelle: Did you see that video of Beyonce copying Britney's dance moves?

Kelly: Yea, oh thiefonce. :(
thiefonce by Coney52 October 21, 2015

commander in theif 

George Bush, after his douchetard brother Jeb manipulated the Florida ballot count in Dubya's favor, causing a nationwide chain reaction that raped away any notions American citizens have that we might live in a free society or country where our fucking votes actually count for something more than a poor man's ass rag. For more information on the Florida vote counting debacle, go to www.unprecedented.org, a website for documentary of the same name, which outlines all of the criminal actions taken by the Republicans and fucking chimp-like bloodline of the Bushes.
"Hail to the cheif, our commander in theif" a twenty year old protester shouted, just before George Bush had him beaten to death and thrown into the landfill amongst the boxes of 86'd voting ballots.
commander in theif by freedomplease November 18, 2003

Thetford Mines

A small city where everyone knows everyone, where there's rock piles everywhere, where's there's always snow, where it's always cold.

Small english Comunity lives there.

Abestos mining.
Person#1: Wanna go to Thetford Mines?

Person #2: Where the fu** is that?!
Thetford Mines by DEATHCAUSECHEESE January 22, 2012

Honey theif 

"Honey theif" is a name to someone you give when they have taken the sweetness out of your day.
Man 1: I'm having a fantastic day today, I think I might just sit back and relax, listen to some good old radio and drink some fosters.

Man 2: Thats cos you just got canned from your job, too poor to afford a T.V and too poor to buy some real alcohol to wash your worries away.

Man 1: You're such a fuckin' HONEY THEIF
Honey theif by Awesome Amigo June 14, 2010
The professional gamer called thwifo he is very good at video games
gamer 1-hey that thwifo guy is really good

gamer 2-i know
thwifo by bedxy October 29, 2020
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026
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