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thedford 

When encountering a female of this name, expect greatness.
Bruh, I've heard good things about thedfords, you might wanna go handle that.
thedford by JTquats November 30, 2017
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Matthew Tedford 

A guy. He's a lifegaurd, he has a killer body. You know what's even better? He's the perfect combination of cute, handsome, and hot. And he's kind of a moron, yet he's one of the smartest guys you'll ever meet. He'll come off as a douche and that's what makes him so attractive. Inside, he's the softest and funniest guy you'll ever talk to. Even though he's a pussy for sleep, he'll stay up late talking to you because he loves you.
Hey, are you dating anyone?

Yeah! I'm dating Matthew Tedford!

Matthew Tedford, the perfect guy? Hah, lucky.

Thetford Mines

A small city where everyone knows everyone, where there's rock piles everywhere, where's there's always snow, where it's always cold.

Small english Comunity lives there.

Abestos mining.
Person#1: Wanna go to Thetford Mines?

Person #2: Where the fu** is that?!
Thetford Mines by DEATHCAUSECHEESE January 22, 2012

Thetford 

A town, where all inhabitants are illegaly claiming disability benefit from the gouverment, and also have a range of animal like facial features.
Teenager A: "Hey bro, i cant believe your sister has a walking stick now, she was running alright last night when i chased her down the street."

Teenager B: "What do you expect dude we live in Thetford, its how we do things here."
Thetford by Thetford's King June 30, 2011
Best last name in the world
i wish my last name was tedford because then i would be the best
Tedford by Nicklenick June 17, 2008

Mia Tedford

Mia Tedford is so pretty. Her eyes are very pretty. She dates alot of boys in the time. She is a very loyal person. She cares about everything. She is very sarcastic and never will say anything rude in a sarcastic way. Mia Tedford will say the truth to the annoying people that want to be friends with her. If you are annoying change if you meet a Mia Tedford.
Mia Tedford is so pretty and nice. I love her eyes.
Mia Tedford by Mia Tedford June 11, 2018
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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