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Matthew Tedford 

A guy. He's a lifegaurd, he has a killer body. You know what's even better? He's the perfect combination of cute, handsome, and hot. And he's kind of a moron, yet he's one of the smartest guys you'll ever meet. He'll come off as a douche and that's what makes him so attractive. Inside, he's the softest and funniest guy you'll ever talk to. Even though he's a pussy for sleep, he'll stay up late talking to you because he loves you.
Hey, are you dating anyone?

Yeah! I'm dating Matthew Tedford!

Matthew Tedford, the perfect guy? Hah, lucky.

Thetford Mines

A small city where everyone knows everyone, where there's rock piles everywhere, where's there's always snow, where it's always cold.

Small english Comunity lives there.

Abestos mining.
Person#1: Wanna go to Thetford Mines?

Person #2: Where the fu** is that?!
Thetford Mines by DEATHCAUSECHEESE January 22, 2012

Thetford 

A town, where all inhabitants are illegaly claiming disability benefit from the gouverment, and also have a range of animal like facial features.
Teenager A: "Hey bro, i cant believe your sister has a walking stick now, she was running alright last night when i chased her down the street."

Teenager B: "What do you expect dude we live in Thetford, its how we do things here."
Thetford by Thetford's King June 30, 2011
Best last name in the world
i wish my last name was tedford because then i would be the best
Tedford by Nicklenick June 17, 2008

Mia Tedford

Mia Tedford is so pretty. Her eyes are very pretty. She dates alot of boys in the time. She is a very loyal person. She cares about everything. She is very sarcastic and never will say anything rude in a sarcastic way. Mia Tedford will say the truth to the annoying people that want to be friends with her. If you are annoying change if you meet a Mia Tedford.
Mia Tedford is so pretty and nice. I love her eyes.
Mia Tedford by Mia Tedford June 11, 2018
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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