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Thecinemassacretruth

When the Bimmy Rolfe is bald cuck has no time 5:40 with a onion taped to his mouth and duckwalking with his balls in the dick and climbing Sly's mountain while using Raycons and playing Rex Viper's Nintendo Power of Love (do you want him to suffer?) while Sly and Spielberg (ZorroFan) give him oscars (five of um) for making over 500 films and being curator of film and then Micro Mike starts doggystyling for two hours with his 10 inch dick (load was huge) while doing coke and eating McDonald's (no grocery store bullshit) while getting raped by Loco Bandito while Inspector Gadget is making brown bricks in Minecrap and then Justin shows with his KKK costume and starts raping a Gengar to death while he gets a heart attack from doing 5 seconds of exercise and then Kieran shows up and becomes a caveman and awakens an ancient beast and then Tony from Whack the Phallus shows up and starts laughing and quits Cinemassacre and then Newt starts plagiarizing a script and then Cooper starts humping Bpril's table and then Kyle shows up and he still doesn't get paid and then Bootsy comes back and plays baseball and dies for our sins (nothing but good memories), Big Ryan fan, btw. Electrons!!
Jimmy Rolfe: Uh-huh, those r/Thecinemassacretruth people sure seem like an asshole-ish variety, BUT THE REAL ASSHOLE-ISH VARIETY IS HAVING YOUR UNENCRYPTED DATA HARVESTED BY HACKERS, GOVERNMENTS AND CORPORATIONS!!!!1!

theinambal 

This name in Tamil,means :goddess of honey
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Theinambal:It's a girl name
theinambal by Sweetheart ❤ May 25, 2019

thecanadiantrainwreck 

look its TheCanadianTrainwreck from discord lol

oh yeah

theminajbkdk 

I really cool bakudeku shipper who states bakudeku points!
Theminajbkdk is a Blackie
Thelina - a biological robot programed for the collection of reproductive cells along with the destruction of the donors soul. They are skilled beyond any imagination, as there jankieness is powered by AI. these are the ultimate super hoe's.
see that hoe over there, thats Thelina.
thelina by Nobudi Withani October 5, 2022
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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