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The Python 

The Python

The Python is when a chick wraps her legs around your body and squeezes you until you go limp. She then proceeds to pull your whole body into her vagina head first. After nothing is hanging out but your feet she moves off feeling bloated and complaining she looks fat.
My girlfriend gave me the Python now she good to go for another few weeks.
The Python by Judoman December 22, 2010

siphon the python

To have a piss (rhyming slang)
I've had one too many beers, better go and siphon the python.
siphon the python by ud40 July 21, 2006

syphon the python 

i better go syphon the python before my bag bursts.
syphon the python by Dunky Oggins October 31, 2003

The python 

another way to describe the unholy size of a males genitals to intimidate and prove their dominance along with showing their alpha presence. most notable in guys named Blake and sam
bro, he slapped jessica with the python
The python by G$420 October 7, 2019

pulling the python 

Male masturbation. Jackin off, wanking, beating the meat. Python refers to the guy's dick.
My roommate walked in and saw me pulling the python.
pulling the python by JJ Gunn November 10, 2015

Making The Python Sweat

Making The Python Sweat means male masturbation
"The power of hecc does what?" makes me make the python sweat
Making The Python Sweat means male masturbation
Making The Python Sweat by Pithon777 December 26, 2025
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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