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The shepherds

pathological liers who like to create storys for self enjoyment, they can not remain faithful to their spouse.
Did you see the shepherds wife she was talking to her husbands friend for hours and ended up sleeping with him. She covered her tracks though so no one will ever know.
by anonymous September 15, 2020
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I fucked as many shepherds as the sheep you herded

A Turkish proverb. Used when someone is acting know-it-all against someone else that actually knows it all.

'Ben senin güttüğün koyun kadar çoban siktim'
The know-it-all: I have recently read a few articles about X online, so I think I am kind of an expert on the subject now!

The expert: You know I have a PhD in X, right? I fucked as many shepherds as the sheep you herded!
by teori April 3, 2022
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The Peoples Republic Of Shepherds Bush (TPROSB) is for a reveloution for shepherds bush to be govered as its own country by its own working class people seprated from britain with a wall around shepherds bush
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Don't count your sheep before the shepherd's market

Don't assume you have won before the results are in.
"Ive aced that test!"
"Don't count your sheep before the shepherd's market"
by NIGHTY G May 31, 2019
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Jenna the Shepherd ™

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😊🤚 jenna the shepherd
by Shepherd ™ September 15, 2021
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THE GERMAN SHEPHERD

The act in which an individual bites the hand of the aggressors first born then proceeds to urinate on said child. The German Shepherd can be confidently and gracefully used to assert dominance in a variety of situations if performed with dignity.
Harold: Hey Dennis the boss wants us to wash all the gipsy piss off the windows.
Dennis: Fuck this, I'm about to give this cunt The German Shepherd!!
by Dennis@ F October 17, 2022
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shepherd the punk

child rearing ! , parenthood

EASY to "pop shot" and churn out BODIES! , BODIES! , BODIES! , BUT a VERY valid question remains !
WHO is gong to shepherd the punk ??
steve works 12 hours a day and laura is ETERNALLY at "the office"...(response:) who's going to shepherd the punk ??

when you are hustling for all that money, who's going to shepherd the punk !

go ahead ! , get "preggers" !! , the "cat lick" church will shepherd the punk !!
by michael foolsley November 25, 2021
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