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The sandwich 

Anal sex - where you shove your meat into some buns
I'm looking forward to the sandwich with you tonight.
The sandwich by Chickey Nuggies November 11, 2020

The Sandwich 

The Sandwich is in reference to a method of committing a violent act toward another human being (most often a women, but this is dependent on sexual preference). In order to properly execute this move, it must be done as follows:

Fuck
Kill
Fuck

As you can see, the fucking makes up the thin breaded portion of the sandwich, where as the killing is the meat of the whole thing. There is another variation, which is called "The Club Sandwich", which goes as follows:

Fuck
Stab
Fuck
Stab
Fuck

Although killing is not directly stated in The Club Sandwich, it is most certainly implied.
"Man, I got really mad at my girlfriend last night, so I fucking gave her The Sandwich. Long story short mom, I need $100 000 for bail."
The Sandwich by Nathan Nearing June 20, 2006

The Sandwich Club 

The modern nickname for the ledgendary 11th Century Clan founded by three English rebels, known only as 'Money Man', 'Queen' and 'Joker'. The clan was initially founded as a secret gambling soceity which rebeled agaist the strict laws governing England at that time. The Clan slowly grew and gained new members as the groups activities expaned beyond minor law breaking and low level rebellion. The full extent of the groups actions are, and always will be, unknown due to the strict secrecy of the group but the group and its leaders have been linked to numerous crimes and serious acts of rebellion against Englands rulers throughout the 11th Century. This ledgendary clan has been seen as an inspiration to numerous anti-authority groups since its dispersal at the end of the 11th Century, and factions who follow their example are believed to exist to this day. There are rumours that a reformation was planned for the begining of the 12th century but these theories are yet to be verified.
The Sandwich Club are an inspiration to all rebels

The sandwich press

During sex, you lay a girl on her back and push her legs back behind her head and endlessly destroy her.
Yo shaqwela, come over and lemme put you in the sandwich press

The sandwich chef 

The Sandwich Chef knows all and sees all; he is made of omnipotence and win. He is a judge and arbiter of all things who may be called down by a /b/tard in order to determine what two ingredients a post or image is made from. He is also known as The Sandwich Guy.

"WTF is that?"

"Let's ask the Sandwich Chef!"

"Hey Sandwich Chef! What is that?"

S.C.= "This is an ass sandwich. It is made of ass and poo."

"Jesus Christ! It's a lion! Get in the car!"

The sandwich press

During sex when you lay a girl on her back and push her legs back behind her heading and endlessly destroy her. Turn on the electric blanket for a more realistic experience
Yo shaqwela, come over and lemme put you in the sandwich press
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