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the laws 

police, john law, gendarmes, troopers, 'officials', e.t.c.

'the laws' was used by warren beatty in the film 'bonnie and clyde' re: the appearance of the police.

this term is one of my personal favorites! it is short, sweet, somewhat ignorant, the truth; and generally brilliant! here indeed, DO come the laws!!
SHIT!, here come the laws!!

i was up on mcfoolsley mountain, trying to 'crack a piece' when here come the laws!!
the laws by michael foolsley August 16, 2010
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The Laws of Hipsterism 

1) One's goal shalt always be in contradiction with one's actions (the Irony Law). The is the foundation of all ye hipsterism, and the law that binds all other laws.

2) Nothing shalt be practical, a hipster shalt do everything for appearances.

2) Finally, a hipster shalt never claim to be a hipster.
Ye Application of The Laws of Hipsterism:

#1
Normal Person: Hey you want to go shopping with me?
Hipster female: No, I don't care about how I look.

(Hipster Female shalt then traverse to ye Olde Thrift store where thou shalt spend one full half day looking for garments)

#2
Normal Person: Hey! I like this artist. Their music is good!!

(Thou buys/downloads album to listen to)

Hipster Guy: *No inner monologue, for hipsters do not think consciously for themselves.

(Thou buys Vinyl to show ye others that thou purchases Vinyls.)

#3
Hipster One: I hate hipsters.

Hipster Two: Me too! God! I'm going to write an entry in Olde English and send it into Urban Dictionary that professes my hate for hipsters!!

Hipster One: Right on dude!! Hey you want to go to the thrift store afterwords to go buy records?

Hipster Two: Sorry man, but I can't I'll be pretty busy writing that entry and my fixed gear bike's in the shop right now.

Hipster One: It's cool dude...I...I love you.

Hipster Two: I...I love you too.
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THESE ARE THE RULES TO BE SPREAD FAR ABOVE THE SKY AND ACROSS THE LAND: FOREVER AND EARNESTLY, UN-IRONICALLY AND FOR THE GOOD OF MANKIND!!!
The Laws of Hipsterism by smellls November 6, 2011

The Laws of Nature

(short for the laws, order and balance of nature)

In godspeak (gods' slang), science: the way nature (beings, plants, environments, weather, the cosmos) naturally works and the limits gods have to control it, so that the universe can function in an orderly manner (not chaotic), according to divine law.

Basically, the way science and the gods' power interact with, influence and limit each-other to keep the cosmos functioning, in accordance to the laws of the godly realm.
(e.g. Zeus, why can't you just make lightning appear whenever we want?

Because that would disrupt the laws of nature-creating mass hysteria and confusion among humanity.

The laws of nature were created by the gods for the order, balance and function of the cosmos.

They are an upmost divine law & breaking them will strictly face dire consequences!)

Spirit of the Laws 

Did you read The Spirit of the Laws

Apophenia/Pareidolia of the Laws of Physics Theory

The most radical extension, proposing that the fundamental laws of physics themselves (like gravity or quantum mechanics) might be products of these cognitive biases on a cosmic, human scale. It's the idea that we have looked into the universe's raw, potentially chaotic or computationally irreducible processes and, in our need for comprehension, imposed a story of neat, mathematical, causal "laws." The order we worship may be the ultimate face we've seen in the cosmic static.
Apophenia/Pareidolia of the Laws of Physics Theory Example: This mind-bending theory asks: What if F=ma or E=mc² are not discovered truths about reality's fabric, but are like seeing a face on Mars? They are the immensely useful, predictive, and consistent patterns that our particular form of intelligence, evolved on a middling planet, is able to project onto a universe whose true nature might be patternless, lawless, or governed by logic utterly alien to us. Our physics, in this view, is a spectacular, productive, and possibly species-specific pareidolia.

Mechanism of the Laws of Physics

A theoretical perspective emphasizing that the laws of physics operate like mechanisms—predictable, deterministic, and explicable in terms of cause and effect operating through identifiable parts and processes. Mechanism views physical laws as descriptions of how the cosmic machinery works: particles interact according to forces, fields propagate according to equations, systems evolve according to initial conditions. This perspective has been enormously successful in physics, enabling prediction, control, and technological application. But mechanism also has limits: quantum mechanics challenges strict determinism, complex systems exhibit behavior not reducible to parts, and the nature of laws themselves may not be mechanical. Understanding mechanism—both its power and its limits—is essential for knowing what physics can and cannot explain.
Mechanism of the Laws of Physics Example: "His mechanism of physical laws approach treated the universe as a clockwork—every effect has a cause, every future determined by the past. It worked beautifully for planets and pendulums, but quantum mechanics suggested the clock might have some wiggle room."

Metaphysics of the Laws of Physics

A branch of philosophy that examines the metaphysical foundations, implications, and assumptions of physical laws—asking what kind of entities laws are, what it means for a law to "exist," how laws relate to the phenomena they govern, and whether laws are discovered or invented. The metaphysics of physical laws investigates questions like: Are laws necessary or contingent? Do they exist independently of the universe, or are they patterns within it? Are they prescriptive (telling nature what to do) or descriptive (summarizing what nature does)? Do laws have causal power, or do they just describe regularities? This inquiry reveals that physics itself doesn't answer these questions—it assumes answers and gets to work. Understanding the metaphysics of laws is essential for knowing what we're talking about when we talk about physical law, and for recognizing that different metaphysical assumptions lead to different understandings of what physics discovers.
Metaphysics of the Laws of Physics Example: "His metaphysics of physical laws work asked whether the laws existed before the universe—or whether they're just patterns the universe happened to settle into. The question sounds strange because physics doesn't ask it, but it's fundamental to what we think laws are."
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