The Haggis
The Haggis by Haggis offspring February 14, 2025
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shag the haggis
shag the haggis by anonymous1717 October 15, 2016
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shag the haggis
Possible Local Usage: "So there I wiz, chompin doon on ma deep fried mars bar an chips when some tube started shaggin the haggis and pit me right oaf."
Translation: "I was in the process of eating ones supper when a stranger began playing the bagpipes which made me lose my appetite."
Local Usage: "Ho, haggis shagger, gonna play Stairway man? Ho ho..."
Translation: "I say, bagpiper, would you care to attempt to play a tune not written for your instrument and subsequently have a heart attack for the amusement of me and my chums?"
Local Usage: "Jim, shag the haggis for us."
Translation: "James my good man, play the pipes would you."
Translation: "I was in the process of eating ones supper when a stranger began playing the bagpipes which made me lose my appetite."
Local Usage: "Ho, haggis shagger, gonna play Stairway man? Ho ho..."
Translation: "I say, bagpiper, would you care to attempt to play a tune not written for your instrument and subsequently have a heart attack for the amusement of me and my chums?"
Local Usage: "Jim, shag the haggis for us."
Translation: "James my good man, play the pipes would you."
shag the haggis by Ross Douglas February 29, 2008
detonate the haggis
To fart. Not coincidentally, haggis is a traditional Scottish dish of sheep's stomach which is stuffed and boiled for three hours.
detonate the haggis by Duanester May 24, 2008
shaggin the haggis
shaggin the haggis by anonymous1717 June 24, 2016
Whack the haggis
Glaswegian term for the vigorous two handed option of masturbation while watching reflection in mirror.
Whack the haggis by Samanda#1 November 29, 2009
detonate the haggis
To fart. Not coincidentally, haggis is a traditional Scottish dish of sheep's stomach which is stuffed and boiled for three hours.
detonate the haggis by Duanester May 23, 2008
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