The Gizmo

The act of caressing one's own taint for sexual stimulation.

- The taint is the area between the scrotum and anus.

After a half hour of giving himself The Gizmo, Dino-Dan is absolutely smitten and ready.

by Jay Fag September 11, 2009

gizmo the cat

A very lazy cat whom isn't interested in anything unless you have food.

You're acting like Gizmo the cat

by Angel_The_Proxy July 10, 2017

The Gilmour Technique

A rampant, new sex position in which both parties place carrots in their buttholes before then doing the deed.

Lewis and Sam tried the Gilmour Technique last night, they said they loved it!

by Atomickitten15 July 5, 2018

The Gilmour

Our pub. I wish all those old men and losers who sit in our seats would just fuck off and take Mr Sleaze with them

Let's go to The Gilmour

by Pete February 8, 2005

The Gitmo

The act of performing cunnilingus in a shower and water boarding yourself in the process.

Bob almost used "The Gitmo" on Sally but didn't when he realized it was bad for his health.

by The Right Reverend December 8, 2013

the happy gilmore

a double crow hop followed by ejaculation into the face of a female. just like happy gilmore hits a golf ball.

I pulled out my wood and pulled the happy gilmore that helpless slut.

by realtok November 12, 2011

the closing of gitmo

When Obama's decision to close Guantanamo Bay is enacted.

*Terrorist*
"Ya, I am so excited for the closing of gitmo so I can get out of here and kill innocent people just because their religion is different!"
*Terrorist #2*
"Aren't we all?"

by thecrazymonkey January 28, 2009