Definitions by thecrazymonkey

Gum sweaters 

When you haven't flossed for a few days, leaving a fuzzy feeling on your gums.

"Ah man, my gums feel fuzzy."
"Oh, you have gum sweaters."

Gum sweaters by thecrazymonkey June 4, 2009

Qat 

A word that the Scrabble Dictionary made up.

Mark:
"Qat isn't a word!"
Jane:
"According to the scrabble dictionary, it is."

Qat by thecrazymonkey April 13, 2009

The Jonas Brothers 

Fuckheads with no musical talent whatsoever, who are similar to Britney Spears and Miley Cyrus in three different ways.

1. They have no talent.
2. They continue to destroy music in America.
3. They are women.

They are posers who stink at the guitar.

Idiotic 8 year old Jonas Brothers Fan: I love the Jonas Brothers!
True Metallica/Guns and Roses/Jimi Hendrix/Led Zeppelin fan: You're an idiot, little girl. You have no clue about music, and neither do any of the Jonas Brothers fans from ages 8-16.

The Jonas Brothers by thecrazymonkey April 9, 2009

nghiamy 

Not Going To Happen In A Million Years.

This acronym is often texted.

(Jenna sexting Todd)
" Todd, will you have sex with me?"
(Todd texting back)
"Nghiamy"

nghiamy by thecrazymonkey March 17, 2009

Puerta 

A slut

You are a puerta.

Puerta by thecrazymonkey March 5, 2009

Poker's Disease 

A disease where you uncontrollably go onto Facebook and poke every single one of your friends. This is usually a result of boredom.

I saw my friend on the library computer the other day, suffering from Poker's Disease.

Poker's Disease by thecrazymonkey March 5, 2009

Meh

A word used to show indifference.

"Barack Obama, you are the first Black president, do you think you are ready to take office?"
"Meh."

Meh by thecrazymonkey February 17, 2009