The Gibboon is a clumsy creature, commonly creating akward social situations which ultimately lead to it's humiliation.
These screw-ups, or by the Latin name "Giblunders" can include;
Voice / speech errors.
Countless fumbles (tripping / stumbling).
Breaking, dropping or spilling everything it hopelessly tries to hold on to.
Painful accidents leaving permanent physical and mental damage.
Complete lack of foresight.
General bad luck.
The Gibboon is also known for its immense laziness, becoming out of breath and tired after performing simple day-to-day tasks.
"The gibbles" is what a double chin becomes when it reaches its max size..>_<
only librarians can have this.
**Never look directly at the gibble!! It may wink at you and give you nightmares!!**
WOAH!!!! Dude What the hell is that thing?!
It moved I swear!!!
AHHHHHHHH it winked at me NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
A sexual finishing move of sorts. The Gibbler takes a lot of pre preparation. First, before sex, you must pause the tv when watching Full House. The pause screen must be on Kimmy Gibblers face. Next, during sex, with all lights and the tv turned off, you must position your lovers face, doing doggy style, as close to the tv as possible. When your partner is about to climax, flip on the tv to the paused screen of Kimmy Gibblers face.
Hey bro things are getting prettyserious with Delilah and I. I think tonight’s the night I’m gonna give her the Gibbler.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!