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The Gazelle

"The Gazelle" a move performed by a male immediately post coitus, after "pulling out" the male springs off of the bed prior to ejaculation, thus saving the bedding from becoming soiled with semen.
Bob scared the shit out of me, we were going good and he pulled "The Gazelle" on me
by The Hayabusa Kid August 2, 2012
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The Screaming Gazelle

The act of leaping around your house, completely naked, masturbating and screaming at the same time. This should be performed late at night.
Sister: I woke up to hear screaming last night, turns out my brother was just doing The Screaming Gazelle.
Friend: EWWWWWWWW
by Threshold April 26, 2011
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The Leaping Gazelle

The Leaping Gazelle astounds observers with its graceful leaps and agile movements. This remarkable creature embodies a perfect balance of power and grace, leaving a lasting impression on all who witness its breathtaking prowess. The leaping gazelle is able to grasp new heights with its outlandish vertical jump, his hand-eye coordination when it comes to athletic performance in sports is also something not seen before. Leaping gazelles not only are a freak of nature in terms of athletic performance but they are also hung like a horse, dominating every "Asian B*tch who wanted to h00k up with them" and another truly attractive target by the name of 'SAO'. Some Leaping Gazelles also make their way up the ranks to further achieve 'Stud Muffin' status. This is done through a variety of acts and courageous performances to truly prove their prowess. Acts such as hiding behind bins, getting ones ock wet whilst watching the popular children's film, 'Zootopia', and always staying drippy through a collection of cool shirts, such as "STRAIGHT OUTTA DA POOL". Once a gazelle achieves Stud Muffin rank, they are able to mate with the queen bee of the jungle, the elegant and very much wanted, Pigeon. The leaping gazelle is able to mate with the pigeon and dominate her just as a stud muffin would. Romance such as HSP dates, Movie dates, and "gm x + gn x" is something of which a stud muffin must uphold to keep the pigeon at his fingertips, ready to be satisfied by the ring of a bell.
"The Leaping Gazelle roars above the pack displaying his athletic ability in the profession AFL"
by red imposter (sussy) July 17, 2023
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Gazelle Wit the Broken Leg

Men are like Cheetahs and women are like Gazelles. A smart Cheetah is not gonna go for the strongest, fastest, most alert Gazelle but instead for that one Gazelle in the back wit the broken leg. Why? Cause it's a sure catch.
Gazelle Wit the Broken Leg. No need to explain
by Mr. Rugby November 3, 2020
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