the douche
someone known to be very sorry due to the fact of being slow at getting things, very corny, brainless, straight wierd and most of all lacks sense of humor!!!
the douche by Green Luigi August 17, 2006
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the Douche
the Douche by cornfields December 27, 2004
The Douche Finger
The Douche Finger by tttttttttttttom May 13, 2015
Luck of the Douche
Luck of the Douche by Zumaxorz December 28, 2007
Sorry, I don't sprechen the douche.
Response to someone either being a douche, saying something douchey, or telling you to get an Über.
Play on "sprechen sie deutsch"
Play on "sprechen sie deutsch"
Sorry, I don't sprechen the douche. by Bob Rogue July 15, 2016
PoePouche The Douche
PoePouche the Douche states,"Words have no power to impress the mind without the exquisite horror of their reality."
PoePouche The Douche by Poehater626 December 4, 2018
Lord of the Douche
Someone who's douchebaggery has gone past Douche lord. Unessecarilly sarcastic, a Jerkass (By Tv Tropes Standards), and a Dumbass as well. Usually bottom of the class. Has a forked tounge, and touchy facade.
Lord of the Douche by Queen Sakon January 24, 2010
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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