The Degrees
When a males scrotum and penis are in eachothers places, or a females anus and vagina are in eachothers places.
The Degrees by HFX June 11, 2006
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The degreasers
A gang who shaved their heads back in the 60s, closer to skinheads, and had many turf wars with the greasers (mostly for show since both groups made a lot of money off what they were doing).
The degreasers by Solid Mantis May 14, 2019
The Degree of Reality
What's the degree of reality of that reflection bruh – how real is that reflection in comparison to which it's reflecting?
The Degree of Reality by ElliotMcvey November 15, 2020
Begging the degree to which
Hym "Begging the degree to which conservatives are condemning non-traditional inter-sexual interactions. You absolutely ARE doing and HAVE done that. Either implicitly or explicitly (across time). ✌️✊️✌️We✌️✊️✌️ DON'T know that's it's 'objectively better' because WE KNOW that marriage FAILS HALF THE TIME, Candace. You know, all of your colleges think that divorce SHOULDN'T EXIST. Is that what YOU think, Candace? Because IF SO... It seems like... Whenever REALITY... Conflicts with conservative Christian values... It SEEM LIKE... You and your colleges... Want to make the things that conflict with your church-derivative ethical presuppositions... Not exist anymore. BOY-OH-BOY DOES THAT SOUND FAMILIAR! I'M STARTING TO SENSE A PATTERN! The math is simple, Candace. 50% of marriages end in divorce. Are 100% of marriages happy marriages? The non-divorce ones I mean? Unlikely. So, marriage ISN'T objectively better. Marriage is miserable OVER 50% of the time. MOST OF THE TIME... MARRIAGE IS BAD. And then you're going to go on the squid-boy's channel and and your project the illusion that your ideas are being contended with. But really it's a farce. Squid-boy is just going to shit out his nebulous cloud of social-centrist anti-fringe ink poop and no we're no closer to truth than we were and hour and 14 minutes ago."
Begging the degree to which by Hym Iam March 9, 2024
douchebaggery in the 2nd degree
This is the 2nd of the orders of magnitude of douchebaggery in which a person can commit. It is very similar to douchebaggery in the 1st degree; however, this accusation comes with a noticeable difference. In this degree, the accused has now become a repeat offender. The person, from here on referred to as the douche, has been charged and found guilty of 1st-degree douchebaggery by the Court of Public Opinion. Penalties for a guilty conviction on this charge are increasingly stiff, and may include:
-Immediate unfriending on facebook, snapchat, etc.
-A swift kick in the giblets
-Public mockery/ open shame
-Immediate unfriending on facebook, snapchat, etc.
-A swift kick in the giblets
-Public mockery/ open shame
Shrek: "Hey man, remember how I had rescheduled that kayaking trip with my buddies so Jeff could make it since he bailed the last time?"
Scuff: "Of course."
Shrek: "Well, that douche bailed on me again this weekend!"
Scuff: "Word? What was his excuse this time?"
Shrek: "He said he got busy with stuff-n-things."
Scuff: "Dude, that's a load of garbage! He's my friend and all, but this sounds like a definite case of douchebaggery in the 2nd degree!"
Shrek: "I concur, Scuff. Maybe we need to get him checked into some kinda rehab before this gets worse. Anyway, how findeth the Court of Public Opinion, Jeff, on the charge of douchebaggery in the 2nd degree?"
Bystanders: "GUILTY!!!"
Shrek: "Motion carries. Unfriending on social media to be completed by midnight tonight."
Note: The sentencing for this conviction is much more severe due to the enhanced likelihood that Jeff will become an even bigger douchebag in the near future. If unattended, it is likely that he will soon commit a crime of douchebaggery in the 3rd degree; a black hole from which no friendship escapes.
Special Note: It is very rare that the Court of Public Opinion ever finds anyone innocent of a charge that is brought before them. They are a vengeful lot.
Scuff: "Of course."
Shrek: "Well, that douche bailed on me again this weekend!"
Scuff: "Word? What was his excuse this time?"
Shrek: "He said he got busy with stuff-n-things."
Scuff: "Dude, that's a load of garbage! He's my friend and all, but this sounds like a definite case of douchebaggery in the 2nd degree!"
Shrek: "I concur, Scuff. Maybe we need to get him checked into some kinda rehab before this gets worse. Anyway, how findeth the Court of Public Opinion, Jeff, on the charge of douchebaggery in the 2nd degree?"
Bystanders: "GUILTY!!!"
Shrek: "Motion carries. Unfriending on social media to be completed by midnight tonight."
Note: The sentencing for this conviction is much more severe due to the enhanced likelihood that Jeff will become an even bigger douchebag in the near future. If unattended, it is likely that he will soon commit a crime of douchebaggery in the 3rd degree; a black hole from which no friendship escapes.
Special Note: It is very rare that the Court of Public Opinion ever finds anyone innocent of a charge that is brought before them. They are a vengeful lot.
douchebaggery in the 2nd degree by Sir Scoofsalot February 9, 2015
douchebaggery in the 3rd degree
This is the highest, and most egregious, of degrees in which a person can commit douchebaggery. Different from douchebaggery in the 1st and 2nd degrees, all innocence has gone out the window with this one. It is the most blatant act of which a person can perform. Typically, one who commits such an act has ridden the slippery slope of douchebaggery all the way to the bottom, and now they rest themselves in the staunchest pool of disdain by their peers. Selfishness, greed, talking loudly in libraries, and snaggled teeth are the trademarks of the 3rd-degree douche. Penalties in this case are most severe, and may include any (or all) of the following:
-2 swift kicks in the giblets; once for being dumb, and once for being ugly
-Pepper spray
-Upper decking
-A rancid fart on the pillow, resulting in;
-Pinkeye
Note: Generally, in cases of 3rd degree douchebaggery, the Court of Public Opinion is actually the one who brings the douche up on charges, not any one individual. For this reason, an accusation in this degree alone is enough evidence for a conviction. DO NOT associate with these offenders, lest ye be accused of douchebaggery in the 2nd degree at a minimum! (This is because you should know better by now that this person is a total doucher!!!!!)
-2 swift kicks in the giblets; once for being dumb, and once for being ugly
-Pepper spray
-Upper decking
-A rancid fart on the pillow, resulting in;
-Pinkeye
Note: Generally, in cases of 3rd degree douchebaggery, the Court of Public Opinion is actually the one who brings the douche up on charges, not any one individual. For this reason, an accusation in this degree alone is enough evidence for a conviction. DO NOT associate with these offenders, lest ye be accused of douchebaggery in the 2nd degree at a minimum! (This is because you should know better by now that this person is a total doucher!!!!!)
*No adequate, all-encompassing, example currently exists for douchebaggery in the 3rd degree. By now, you'll know who they are.
douchebaggery in the 3rd degree by Sir Scoofsalot February 9, 2015
degreasing the unicycle
the act of masturbating furiously
Brandon was degreasing the unicycle when his girlfriend caught him in the act and gave him a helping hand
degreasing the unicycle by johnny dud May 7, 2007