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The Cupcake

During intercourse, when the man is about to cum, he pulls out, blows his load in his hand and slaps the girl across the face with it.
I had this chick doggy style when I blew my load in my hand, tapped her on the shoulder and when she turned around SLAP...in the face with the cupcake!
The Cupcake by RicJames April 4, 2009
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The Cupcake

When a man ejaculates on another man's penis,

then licks it off,

then bites it
Dude 1: yo man last night i got a the cupcake
Dude 2: how was it?
Dude 1: it felt good.....until he did the second part
Dude 2: ouch!
Dude 1: ouch indeed. i still got the bite marks to prove it

The cupcake incident 

The doom of EDP445 which labeled him as a child predator and a pedophile
Me: do you know edp 445?

Bro: yeah i liked him before the cupcake incident

The Cupcake Phenomenon 

An innocent character is turned evil purely because of their innocence. The name comes from the "Cupcakes" fan fiction from the My Little Pony fandom
The "Cupcakes" fanfic is an example of the Cupcake Phenomenon

frosting the cupcake 

1. The act of female masturbation

2. Oral sex performed on a female
"I spent last night frosting the cupcake for Michael's viewing pleasure"

"Last night I frosted Jenny's cupcake"

Blowing the sprinkles off the cupcake 

The action of when a first-time toker cannot hold in his first hit of dank, and soon after coughs so violently/recklessly that they spill the bowl.
Me: "Alright man, the number one rule to chiefing is to not, under any circumstances, spill the bowl"

<lighter>

Him: <small-inhale> *coughing*"holy shit dude, it burns"

Me: "The number one rule, what was it?"

Him: "Sorry bro, I'm not good at this."

Me: "It's common-fucking-sense, don't cough on other people's shit. If I asked you to hold my cupcake while I tied my shoe, and you had to cough, would you cough on my cupcake?"

Him: "No, I'd hold it away from my face and cough."

Me: "Well there you go, how about you do that instead of blowing the sprinkles off the cupcake!"

Frosting the Cupcake 

when a male makes circular motions around the outside of the vagina with his penis while cumming
Tod: Yea dude, I was frosting the cupcake last night with Rebecca.
Romeo: Wow dude I need to do that.
Frosting the Cupcake by crupcaqke October 13, 2016
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