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The second deadliest enemy of the Freshness League. He uses attacks like the Hoedown, Seed Spittin, and the fearsome Huntin Dawg.

Gangsta Boy: galloping gophers, Phatman! Its......the Cracker!

the Cracker: Time far a hoedown boys! Yee Haw!

the Cracker by Ninjalo June 11, 2006

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The Cracker Game

A competative jerk circle in which a group of guys stand in a circle and ejaculate onto a cracker. The last person to let out their load on the cracker has to eat it.

After loosing the cracker game Bobby ate the soggy cracker.

The Cracker Game by Bobby the Jap August 17, 2006

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The Cracker Squirm

A dance done by white people everywhere. It's easy: Just jerk and shake awkwardly from side to side.

At the dance, all the girls were doing the cracker squirm. The guys just sort of stood there.

The Cracker Squirm by Trilly, Emzy Lou and Blondie February 6, 2006

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The Cracker Barrel

Giving/recieving a blowjob at a Cracker Barrel parking lot.

Michael : Hey, what did you and your girlfriend do during your anniversary?

Aiden: My girl gave me the Cracker Barrel

Michael: That's it?

Aiden: Nah we also did the Batman

The Cracker Barrel by Minekwaft December 5, 2019

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what the cracker?

another way of saying what the hell.

person 1: did u kno that the square root of 9876543 is 1234?
person 2: what the cracker are u talking about??

what the cracker? by Melanie November 15, 2003

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olivia the cracker

A white bitch that thinks volleyball is better than basketball and thinks that it is easy

Boy: ohh yuhhh we won the basketball game
Olivia the cracker : umm excuse me but basketball is totes easy sksksk volleyball is way more challenging

Boy: ummm ok

Olivia the cracker:Yea like i would beat u in any sport sksksk .... i like justice

olivia the cracker by rthrtye5u6 November 21, 2019

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stay on the cracker

take care of business; don't make a nuisance of yourself but if you do, be prepared to back it up

"George was getting sloppy so I warned him to stay on the cracker, before he gets canned."

stay
cracker

stay on the cracker by Mr. Tabrapit November 30, 2010

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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