The banter batter

The guy/girl in your cricket team that bats 8 or 9 and doesn't bowl. They are purely in the side because they bring good banter despite their on field form indicating they should be 2 grades lower. Their main purpose is to keep the rare unit in the 3s out of the 2s.

John has been picked in the side as the banter batter.

He is a great banter batter, scores and tells great stories.

by Schnoodle Lewis October 15, 2019

Shoot the Batter

When a guy squirts a load of semen, also known as baby batter, he is shooting the batter or has shot the batter.

Shoot the batter already, my pussy is getting sore and I have to work tomorrow.

by Boner D February 1, 2012

The Batter

some random guy in a baseball uniform who appeared in this post-apocalyptic world. hates ghosts and will beat the shit out of anyone who's hostile to him.

The Batter is my favorite protagonist, he's badass even.

by qweurtyip809 July 14, 2023

Spazz in the batter

When one thing or person ruins something that is otherwise awesome.

Nigel: What the hell, that seagull just shat on the ice cream.

Rodrigo: Well isn't that a spazz in the batter.

by Esteban Blanco February 24, 2011

the batter

that nigga got a biiiig baseball bat if ya's get what im saying

no time to purify the world when he can be purifying hot italian assssssss

"You're walking funny, what happened?"
"Fucked The Batter last night."

by sici November 12, 2013

The Banter Is Flowing

This phrase is used after somebody has just ripped another person and it is too harsh to laugh. So to break the tension and to try to diffuse the situation, a third person says in a deep Nigerian accent " THE BANTER IS FLOWING" and then everyone can then laugh without feeling harsh.

Will: Your a cock Dylan! No wonder your mum made me wear a condom when I fucked her, she doesn't want another fucking accident like you!

**awkward silence**

Danny: "THE BANTER IS FLOWING"

**everybody laughs**

banter rip ripped awkward silence

by Sherrilad August 20, 2013

Do it for the Banter

The act of partaking in a random crazy act that you would not normally do for the sake sticking with your friend/friends so that your are able to say that you did it "for the banter".

Jack L:"Aw come on Scott, it's only a 15 foot drop. Just make sure you clear at least a meter so you dont hit those rocks."
Scott D: "...I dunno guys *hesitates*"
Jack S: "Shut up don't be a pussy, just do it for the banter!"

by JJAACCKK February 9, 2008