the batter

that nigga got a biiiig baseball bat if ya's get what im saying

no time to purify the world when he can be purifying hot italian assssssss

"You're walking funny, what happened?"
"Fucked The Batter last night."

by sici November 12, 2013

Batter Batter Batter

To emphasise how much you are going to batter/hurt someone or something

I’m going to batter batter batter you

by Yourmadreini August 13, 2019

battered

Beaten up in a fight - laid out, fucked up

dylan fort e was all 'ard but e's a cripple now cos e got proper battered by sam when e called im a mong

by TheHunterOfPussy November 26, 2016

batter

to violently beat the shit out of someone

Omg im gonna batter that gyal/boy

by mofo June 2, 2004

battered

To beat up or hit aggresively with the upmost vigour.

I battered those idiots in Clover Drive when they said I was batty!

by Kristian Aitken July 3, 2003

batter

To kick the fucking shit out of someone

"I'm gonna fucking batter that mug"

by Alex Reah July 17, 2006

battered

Severe intoxication through alcohol consumption. Typically characterised by a total lack of inhibition often demonstrated through particularly foolish dancing. One step above steaming on the scale of drunkenness and one below shell.

I'm pretty embarrassed about last night... I was completely battered.

by jayseebee July 13, 2004