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The Wanders 

Imagine this senario:
You assertively walk into another room, you are focused, you have a purpose. People stop and stare because they can see you are not taking silver; small animals scurry with fervour away from your approaching footsteps; the clock ticks one last time....
You enter the room, you have reached your destination, the treasure is almost within your grasp; you can almost taste it, you want it oh so bad.
But then...
You have absolutely no idea what you were looking for or why you got off of your hot arse in the first place.

You retrace your steps; try ever so hard to remember what you were even doing, and just keep drawing blanks.
You have just experienced 'The Wanders'
Sandy: What are you looking for Bella?
Bella: Huh?
Sandy: Fair enough
Bella: Sorry boganface, just got the wanders
Sandy: It happens; maybe if you smoke a few Jades you will remember what the fuck you were looking for
Bella: Nah, i got it now; have you seen my lilac dolphin dildo?
Sandy: Ummm... yeah, Im keeping it warm for you
Bella: You are a sick fuck Sandy; definately time for treasure now
The Wanders by Luke Warm October 21, 2008
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The wandering janitor 

The wandering janitor is a special fetish maneuver that roughly involves fucking a girl wheelbarrow style while you walk around and mop up spills on the floor with her hair.
dude i janna and i were having sex and i totally gave her the wandering janitor
The wandering janitor by mitt greb November 6, 2007

The Wandering Polar Bear 

When a man ejaculates into a woman's ass and it travels out the butthole down into the vagina.
She said she was involved with P.E.T.A. so I gave her "The Wandering Polar Bear."

Put The Waders On 

Act of pulling through in a very tough situation.
I got triple teamed in Modern Warfare 3, but i put the waders on and killed them all.
Put The Waders On by hcbasketball15 November 18, 2011

The Online Wandering Jew

A person who gets banned from forums a lot and is never accepted in online communities and thus hops from one community to another looking to be accepted like historically when Jews were expelled from various countries due to anti Semitism thus migrating from one country to the next looking for acceptance.
After being banned from the twentieth forum, Giovanni the online wandering Jew started his own forum due to not being accepted on other forums.

The Lonely Wanderer

Shoving a small turd inside the vagina of a woman.
Bro last night she let me do the Lonely Wanderer on her. I might have to wife her!

7 Wonders of the World 

1. M&Ms
2. The Clitoris
3. Scroll Lock
4. Freedom Fries
5. Blue Screen of Death
6. Homer Simpson
7. This List
Man, Freedom Fries are whimsical! Are they one of the 7 Wonders of the World?