The Trumps 

When you think you have to shit, but it turns out to just be gas.

I had a bad case of the Trumps today; it was all fake poos.

The Trumps by PluploaderSteve November 9, 2017

the trumps 

When you’ve had bad diarrhea for a significant amount of time and your asshole burns intolerably.

I must have ate something off, because I’ve had the trumps for days.

the trumps by Sfjones January 23, 2021

Down in the Trumps 

The feeling of depression and sense of impending doom that sweeps through a person when they think about how Donald Trump is fucking up the world.

Nick has been Down in the Trumps ever since he watched that documentary about Donald Trump on TV.

Down in the Trumps by Kez 4 Prez April 12, 2017

Down in the Trumps 

When you feel too depressed to perform basic life functions, and the only explanation is that Donald Trump is your president.

"I just watched twelve videos of baby goats in sweaters to cheer myself up."
"What's the matter?"
"Oh, nothing. Just down in the Trumps."
"Yeah... can you send me those videos?"

Down in the Trumps by Little Walnut November 21, 2016

Down in the Trumps 

The act of misplacing one's own inadequacies on an external event which they had no control over. Feelings such as laziness, apathy, and lethargy because their parents told them "they can do anything" and they are now on their 5th year anniversary working as a barista which have made them depressed. They can externalize their problems by blaming Donald Trump as their President as the root for all of their problems.

I'm feeling down in the Trumps because I make $12 / hour and have $100k in student loans for my liberal arts degree.

Down in the Trumps by logic bunny April 24, 2017

The Trump Paradox 

The Trump Paradox — The idea that after observing his campaign and four years of his administration, people would still vote for Donald J. Trump. This actually isn’t the Trump Paradox, it’s THE AMERICAN PARADOX.

What this actually says is that about 40% of Americans are actually good with antisemitism, chauvinism, jingoism, racism, fascism,

sexism, and unwanted rapey male jism.

If any of the -isms apply to you; the, it is unlikely that you are surprised by this. The people who are surprised by this is the people who would vote for Trump because “he’s a man of his times”; they “don’t necessarily like Trump, but they love his policies”; think “minorities, immigrants and women expect to much”; and that “we should save American for Americans”.

Which just means that they don’t know the meaning of the words: antisemitism, chauvinism, jingoism, racism, fascism,

sexism, and unwanted rapey male jism — or that those words apply to them. Maybe THIS is the true paradox.

With apologies to Emma Lazarus, The New Colossus, The tired, The poor, The hungry, and the huddled masses yearning to be free.

The Trump Paradox: many people hate the man but love his policies — which means they are just hiding their true feeling about society behind smiles and neoliberalism.

The Trump Paradox by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 11, 2023

the trumpsubject 

A shorthand manner of referring to the wider topic of all the mind-boggling bullshit related to 45 and his administration.

Let’s try to have a meal together without getting onto the trumpsubject!

the trumpsubject by Dr Bunnygirl May 5, 2020