When someone claims to be in a relationship, only nobody has ever met the alleged partner, or seen any evidence that they really exist.
MIKE: So, have you met Rob's new girlfriend?
ME: No... nobody has.... definitely sounds like a reitano to me.
ME: No... nobody has.... definitely sounds like a reitano to me.
by Kez 4 Prez March 16, 2011
A tum that looks like a bum. Usually occurs when a person gains weight and develops a crack down the centre of their stomach, with flabby asscheeks on either side. Can also be the result of hernia.
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Kerri's been a bit miserable lately.
Yeah, she's having terrible money hassles, it's financial depression.
Yeah, she's having terrible money hassles, it's financial depression.
by Kez 4 Prez December 13, 2010
Speaking in a slow monotone, especially on a highbrow or difficult to understand topic, in a mind-numbingly boring manner; akin to a lullaby droning puts listeners into a deep slumber in places where sleeping is inappropriate.
by Kez 4 Prez November 05, 2014
A very rare creature, a pregmatic woman is pregnant, however she can plan the birth of her baby and beyond from a practical perspective, rather than the usual hormonal emotional turmoil.
Midwife 1: Did you hear... Dierdre is planning to give birth on the day of her exam finals!
Midwife 2: Well, she's extremely pregmatic, so I dare say it will all go smoothly.
Midwife 2: Well, she's extremely pregmatic, so I dare say it will all go smoothly.
by Kez 4 Prez July 16, 2014
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