financial depression

Depression which only surfaces when you think about your finances (or lack thereof).
Kerri's been a bit miserable lately. Yeah, she's having terrible money hassles, it's financial depression.
by Kez 4 Prez December 13, 2010
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droning

Speaking in a slow monotone, especially on a highbrow or difficult to understand topic, in a mind-numbingly boring manner; akin to a lullaby droning puts listeners into a deep slumber in places where sleeping is inappropriate.
I fell asleep in church today, the minister was just droning on and on and on...
by Kez 4 Prez November 05, 2014
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pregmatic

A very rare creature, a pregmatic woman is pregnant, however she can plan the birth of her baby and beyond from a practical perspective, rather than the usual hormonal emotional turmoil.
Midwife 1: Did you hear... Dierdre is planning to give birth on the day of her exam finals! Midwife 2: Well, she's extremely pregmatic, so I dare say it will all go smoothly.
by Kez 4 Prez July 16, 2014
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Wifehunter

An online male predator who sends bulk unsolicited emails to attractive women, on sites such as Hotmail, MySpace and Facebook, with the apparent intention of forming a long term relationship. Wifehunter emails - as with most other unsolicited mail - often conceal hidden agendas and women should be extra careful if they choose to respond.
Dammit.... I just cleared 20 wifehunter emails out of my hotmail account! This is getting ridiculous!
by Kez 4 Prez November 23, 2010
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Tascernaceous

To vicariously get off on someone else's misfortune, from a distance.
The stage mums laughed with tascernaceous glee.
by Kez 4 Prez February 18, 2012
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Facebook mother

Someone on Facebook, usually a female, who drifts through their friends pages being a general comfort in other peoples affairs, needlessly bolstering courage, settling arguments which don't concern them, and remembering family events their friends never even told them about and certainly didn't invite them to. They offer unwanted marital and relationship advice. They make uncalled for suggestions about how to raise children. They tell busy, stressed mothers they should take a break "because you deserve it, hon" and they gently admonish fathers to make sure their wife " gets a little me-time". They promise to reveal hearty beef recipes (but never actually give any recipes away) and offer to knit baby clothes (but never actually knit any). Facebook mothers, like, totally get in the way in stressful times, and somebody should tell them to mind their own business, but nobody ever does.
Sue: I see your Facebook mother has been offering unsolicited advice again. Joy: Yes, and if she wasn't so darn nice i'd tell her where she can stick her nosy suggestions.
by Kez 4 Prez June 14, 2016
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Dick Chicken

A game primarily played on public transport, between two or more men. Each player arranges his dick in such a way as to be visible to the embarking passengers. Gradually, as different types of people get on, each man will reach his personal limit and quickly hide his dick away. The boldest, coldest, bravest, don't-give-a-damn guy whose dick stays out the longest is the winner. Usually the prize is just glory, but that's okay with most.
Dave doesn't care who sees his dick as they get on the bus, he's the dick chicken king of the world!
by Kez 4 Prez December 17, 2015
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