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When you think you have to shit, but it turns out to just be gas.
I had a bad case of the Trumps today; it was all fake poos.
by PluploaderSteve November 09, 2017
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A tiny, almost imperceptible cough, usually hidden behind a mask due to; emphysema, asthma, allergies or the dreaded COVID, so as not to alarm others to your potential of being β€œthe infected.”
I was walking through the grocery store and I had a tickle in my throat but I didn’t want people to think I was contagious so I let out a microcough.
by PeteLoaf320 November 25, 2020
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When one person is receiving oral sex and they comb their pubic hair over the other persons head.
She was deep throating me and I gave her the trump.
by Cbpiper February 17, 2016
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Another term for herpes "hairpiece" since Donald Trump is often ridiculed for his hairpiece -HMB
I wanted to bang that hot chick so bad but I heard Jake gave her the Trump and I don't want to catch it.
by Mobileheath December 01, 2015
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To be a complete ass hat and a selfish person.
Guy1: Bro Jeremy was such a dick last night
Guy2: Yeah, it's like he was trying to do the trump!
by MartinFrog November 26, 2019
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