When you think you have to shit, but it turns out to just be gas.
I had a bad case of the Trumps today; it was all fake poos.
by PluploaderSteve November 09, 2017
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Basically the two options of an immigrant to get fucked by the orange species of human kind, aka. Trumpinator:
1. Getting banned
2. Marring him

Either way you're screwed.
Greg: Dude why tf is Melania Trump still married to this scumbag?
Paul: Man, it's trumped or trumped

Rip af Melina
by HugeCockLittleBrainAndy February 01, 2017
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"My children are geniuses, college trophy kids." "Why does he always Trump it?"
by DollieLlama January 06, 2017
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A word said during a poker game implying you have a winning hand or to show another player their hand trumps someone else's

Kinda a bragging word used among friends at the poker table
Hey dude ur poker hand Trumps his cards because ur 4 of a kind is higher than his 4 of a kind
by PRETTY IN COPPER January 31, 2017
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(noun)the Japanese word for playing cards. Used either by Wapanese speakers or in Japan.
wapanese_nerd: wanna come over and play trump?
inuyasha9182:sure! i've got new naruto based cards
by Saraiyu June 21, 2007
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