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"Why am I hard?"

"The Toy must be near."
The Toy by Toyer March 29, 2022
Words you can keep

The Toy Story Combo

When you take a Viagra and down is with alcohol so you get a buzz and a woody
I got bored last night so i tried this thing called The Toy Story Combo I was going to infinity and beyond
The Toy Story Combo by Knekted August 18, 2020

veranda over the toy shop 

slang from Oz... Australia, describing a big belly.
Crickey! he's got quite the veranda over the toy shop.

come out of the toy box 

To "come out of the tox box" means to admit to being a pedophile.
"James got drunk yesterday and start saying what he most wishes he could do is tap a 7-year-old girl sometime."
"Damn, man, he decided to just come out of the toy box like that to you?"

The kid laboi toy 

The kid laboi toy is someone similar to Alex

So I was watching Toy Story 2 the other day 

A phrase said by a donator to APLfisher designed to make him lose his shit.
"Fuck Petey"

"So I was watching Toy Story 2 the other day and as I was about to cum, I fingered my uretha and forced the cummies back inside me. I left it there until it hardened and then I pushed it out and did a pee pee cummie poo. I splerged for Zurg."

*giggling*

jason the toymaker

Jason, Jason the toymaker- is a wax using serial killer, who takes children from their homes in attempt to befriend them, he usually ends up killing them.
Jason, Jason the toymaker- is a wax using serial killer, who takes children from their homes in attempt to befriend them, he usually ends up killing them.

Guy 1 : you read that creepypasta?
Guy 2 : no which one?
Guy 1 : Jason the toy maker
Guy 2 : I’ll have to look at it.
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
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