The Spankster

A famous Gaian who mostly resides in the Chatterbox.

He is well known throughout Gaia for his arrogance and his thread in the chatterbox (You're Pregnant.).

"The Spankster, yeah, he sure has a way with the ladies. I wish I were him"

by Andy March 26, 2005

the seannster

1.to unzip your pants and hang out your junk while jumping up and down in front of an all male staff 2.to have poor ass wiping skills so that you have major shit stains 3.to have farts that sound similar to a wet spray dump. 4.to pick your nose to the verge of blood loss and wipe it on the bottom of your "booger chair"

Raining Men came on and I just had to to the seannster

by donmega101 August 15, 2006

The Pakistani Spanker

A specific act performed during sexual intercourse in which the male participant (who must initially be wearing a shirt) removes said shirt thus revealing that he is completely wired for a suicide bombing mission. He then screams "Allah o Akbar" (or whatever other arabic nonsense suicide bombers say) just prior to detonating himself, or "spanking" his sexual parter. It is important to note that sex of the other participant is generally not known due to the wearing of the full burka covering the body and face the entity being fucked. This entity can also be referred to as "it:.

Entity being fucked: I better not touch the guy fucking me due to the clinical nature of muslim sex to see if he is wearing a bomb. Plus since I'm a muslim woman consensual sex is the same as rape so I'll just lay here and do nothing.

Suicide bomber: Well, at least I'm going out with a bang using the Pakistani Spanker! (After bombing...) Damn you Mohammed, I just blew myself up and the 72 virgins are just fat Cheetos eating nerds playing world of warcraft.

by Dr VonHugenstein November 12, 2011

The Sore Spanker

When the shoulder area hurts after punching the clown or choking the chicken too much

Kian: Dude i beat off too much last night now i've got the sore spanker
Nicholas: That blows cock!

by Kiwiireloadedagain March 27, 2009

the.cat.spanker

the.cat.spanker
the.cat.spanker: A meme page on Instagram who post content like inhalemybees and is funnier than clemy.mp4.

Alan: Hey Joe have you heard of the.cat.spanker?
Joe: No.
Alan: I want him to peg the shit out of me.

by The cock rock November 21, 2021

The Thomas Brodie-Sangster Effect

The way a person has a baby face making them look younger than they actually are.

Person 1: He's cute but he looks 12
Person 2: Actually he's 23
Person 1: But he looks younger
Person 2: That's the Thomas Brodie-Sangster effect, Thomas is 31 but he looks 12.

by liitlewomen November 23, 2021