1.to unzip your pants and hang out your junk while jumping up and down in front of an all male staff 2.to have poor ass wiping skills so that you have major shit stains 3.to have farts that sound similar to a wet spray dump. 4.to pick your nose to the verge of blood loss and wipe it on the bottom of your "booger chair"

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods