The Smokening

An event or series of events that consists of nonstop marijuana smoking. The participants of any said "smokening" will be subject to a forecast of giant kush clouds for the entire duration of the event.

The Smokening of 2017 was said to be one of the dankest times ever recorded. A walking chimney on kushcation from Finland strolled through Copenhagen with visibility at an all time low in the surrounding vicinity and a bomb ass aroma that could be traced for miles. The Smokening continued to hit every major European country in early 2018 bringing an unprecedented layer of haze over each affected city well into Spring.

by Detective Dick Sprinkles May 19, 2018

the Snakening

When your friend turns out to not be who you thought him/her to be, at all, and starts "ssss"-ing like a snake.

Friend A: How could you do this to us?
Friend B: Yea...how?
Snake: Cause I'm a snake??...
Friend C: Ahh...there it is...THE SNAKENING...

by flyingz January 31, 2020

The Suckening

When your day is going too well and all of a sudden you get succed out of no where.

Ugh, there it is again - the suckening

by Wen_yew_nut November 27, 2018

the smoking beaver

A woman that smokes weed out of her vagina for any amount of money.

"hey bro i got eleven bucks want to call the smoking beaver over here"

by the smoking beaver May 10, 2012

the smoking dragon.

You cum in a women's throat and as she swallows you hit her in the throat so she spits

My girl gave me a bj and I gave her the smoking dragon.

by HarleyQ#1 October 3, 2017

the smoking kills

What? You haven't heard of them? The Smoking Kills is the sweetest band ever to come outta Toronto, yep. With Double-Ben action on gee-tars, and Can on drums, they will most certainly blow your ears off with musical sweetness. Hold your breath for the album, but if it doesn't come within an hour, you can forget that.

-MAN! THE SMOKING KILLS ARE SO SWEET!
-Yeah, and their manager is totally hot.
-NANANANANANA <3 *EAR LOVIN*

by Alexandra July 24, 2008

Society of The Smoking Barrel

An underground organization founded by Kal Entka in the 21st century that works secretly in the shadows to sabotage the foundation of conformity. The S.O.T.S.B. looks down upon what is trendy at the time. Studies by the society have shown that the roots of conformity in people can start as early as the teen-age years , where children think it is necessary to fit in so they mimic the most popular person in their social society. The S.O.T.S.B. is not a terrorist organization. They do not participate in terrorist actions. The Society uses all peacefull means necessary to sabotage the foundation of conformity.

The Society of The Smoking Barrel is an underground organization.

by Red and Brown Grass Rat November 26, 2004