The Shields 

A male who talks non stop from the moment he wakes up until the moment he goes to sleep. It is unclear whether or not he talks during his sleep. Generally, 95% of his conversations are about himself and his need for reaffirmation through material possessions. He is described as a narcissistic womanizer who takes pride in numbers but is so dumb he is forced to use a calculator. He is COMPLETELY incapable of handling a strikeout and would rather sleep on the bathroom floor spooning the toilet. His hands are made of glass and break quite easily while punching, and he loves to get undressed and oiled, buttered, and salted up and play leap frog.

Hey man, anyone want to play The Shields leap frog with me?

The Shields by Axion Jackson October 25, 2014

defending the shield 

Origin is from ESPN's Pardon the Interrupton

Wilbon makes fun of Kornheiser's "NFL, right or wrong" defense of league policy, no matter how absurd it may be.

1) to blindly defend a rule, decision, or product, soley based on the fact that you're in love with it

"Don't say anything about how shitty AT&T's cell phones are. Bob's a former employee, and he'll bore you to death, defending the shield"

"Someone brought up Mike Vick, then Pat jumped in, and started defending the shield. He must be Roger Goodell's cousin"

defending the shield by Crazy Savages October 8, 2009

The Shield 

A TV series on FX that centers on a morally-challenged LA cop named Vic Mackey. But there's stories that focus on other cops as well in the precinct, besides Vic, which makes the show even more compelling.

It maybe a cable show, but you'll be surprised by the high level of intensity on this show.

It's TV-MA for it's brutal violence, profanity and moments of nudity and sex. Certainly one of the best shows TV has to offer.

Season 4 starts in March. Whoo-hoo!

The Shield by Kyle January 29, 2005

The Shield 

The triumvirate of Dean Ambrose; Seth Rollins, and Roman Reigns. (Two independent wrestlers, and one powerhouse with a great heritage that has proven himself.)

They fight for justice, and have been making waves in the WWE, taking out Sheamus, Cena, Ryback, and many other formerly untouchable babyfaces.

5 year old 'Damn! that stupid Shield just beat up John Cena. John Cena is superman! He is justice! They're evil!'

Smark: 'Well kiddo, you're going to have to BELIEVE IN THE SHIELD! Ha Ha Ha'

Mark: 'Yeah man, I mean seriously, I can't believe WWE haven't ruined the Shield yet, they've even beaten the babyfaces like Cena; Ryback, Sheamus and Orton'

The Shield by The Abear 53 April 13, 2013

the shield 

the best show ever created? why i do think so.

the shield

Antwon Mitchell: From now on, when I say, "Suck my dick", you say, "You want me to lick your balls, Daddy?"

the shield by antidisestablishmentarianism December 28, 2005

rising of the shield hero 

A isekai anime that is good and people want season 2. ok

rising of the shield hero is epic anime

rising of the shield hero by Sketch Bot May 27, 2020

The shielder 

Someone who is easy to get nudes off. You only talk to them to get nudes.

The shielder sent me so many pics last night.

The shielder by Pa June 12, 2017