Something that can happen during sex:
When the bed collapses, but you take a big swig of irn bru and keep banging.
When the bed collapses, but you take a big swig of irn bru and keep banging.
by Gfield August 21, 2021
Get the The Scotsman mug."How is Moises in both the Singles Scots chat and the Tied Down Scots chat?" Pine asks
"I think he's fallen victim to The Scotsman's Curse." Nick replies
"I think he's fallen victim to The Scotsman's Curse." Nick replies
by mustin,dustymartin October 22, 2020
Get the The Scotsman's Curse mug.a sexual maneuver that requires a female or male partner with the ability to lift your weight with his/her legs.
this maneuver first takes place when the male(with an erection), or female(strapped with a dong) is hoisted by thier partner vertically into the air by thier partners legs and dropped so the gravity forced stabbing of the penis or male prosthetic toy is rammed into the oriface of ones choice.
this maneuver first takes place when the male(with an erection), or female(strapped with a dong) is hoisted by thier partner vertically into the air by thier partners legs and dropped so the gravity forced stabbing of the penis or male prosthetic toy is rammed into the oriface of ones choice.
by HSL-42 December 28, 2005
Get the the scotsman thrust mug.An opening move in chess. It is performed by throwing the heaviest piece on the board (usually the Queen or a Rook) at the back of your opponent's head when they turn around to get drinks. If successful, this move causes an instant checkmate and prevents the playing of any further games against this opponent.
Person 1: "Oh snap, he just used THE FLYING SCOTSMAN TO DENVER!"
Person 2: "Oh man, and it was SUPER EFFECTIVE!"
Person 2: "Oh man, and it was SUPER EFFECTIVE!"
by cosmicllama December 11, 2010
Get the THE FLYING SCOTSMAN TO DENVER mug.A person who's idol is Stig of the Dump. He loves to dress like a tramp and loves his Stig of the Dump cologne (Which has a scent of shit in it).
The Dumbass Scotsman normally has either a J or a K in his initials. In some circumstances a mixture of the two can cause serious malfunction of the persons common sense.
by wurly_45678 October 16, 2008
Get the The Dumbass Scotsman mug.A native of Scotland, often seen roaming the wilds of Canada and braving the New World.
With his love of his kilt, his undying patriotic pride and sudden bouts of drunken rage, no wonder everyone loves him.
Like most Scotsman, he enjoys drinking, fighting, and fixing things.
Always willing to lend a helping hand, the only thing he'll ask in return is money for his alcohol addiction.
Truly a modern day Saint.
With his love of his kilt, his undying patriotic pride and sudden bouts of drunken rage, no wonder everyone loves him.
Like most Scotsman, he enjoys drinking, fighting, and fixing things.
Always willing to lend a helping hand, the only thing he'll ask in return is money for his alcohol addiction.
Truly a modern day Saint.
Random Person1: Who's that over there?
Random Person2: Him? That's The Sexy Drunken Scotsman!
Random Person1: Does he even have a name?
Random Person2: No one really knows. He's often too drunk to know himself.
Random Person2: Him? That's The Sexy Drunken Scotsman!
Random Person1: Does he even have a name?
Random Person2: No one really knows. He's often too drunk to know himself.
by The Sexy Drunken Scotsman May 11, 2009
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