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The Sachem

while ejaculating you tomahawk chop the women in the face with your penis. Spreading he man juice down the middle of her face. All the while shouting like an Native American
The bitch was so angry when i gave her The Sachem.
by Team Goose July 2, 2008
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Retire The Sachem

When a group of triggered SJWs want to retire the Pentucket sachems mascot. Most students are against this decision, and with that being said, all the softies hate all the people who spoke against it even though we have a different opinion.
Jack wanted to retire the sachem and now everyone at Pentucket hates him.
by 8782FHM9 October 21, 2020
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The Sacremento Killer

Unidentified killer. Murders were commited 1976-1987. One victim was working at Denny's when this person stabbed her 7 times in the kitchen. Her name was Tesa Williams, she died of heart failure after being stabbed. She claimed that the killer was 5"7 and was wearing a black mask with blood all over. Police searched downtown in Sacremento and then searched a Casino finding a couple dead. And seeing a note repeating "Kill". Authorities claimed this was the Killer as well. In 1989 August 2nd, An officer named James Cfredt was found hung on a clothing hook and a throat slit. No more murders occured in Sacremento after October 21st 1989. Detective Ranford found human remains in the woods with a picture of a unfamiliar person. Clients claiming it was the killer. The man was never identified and maybe he's out there today in 2018.
The sacremento killer killed my daughter Tara.
by Iwritescarystories189 May 29, 2018
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The Slurpee Scheme

The Slurpee Scheme is used to get free things with the purchase of any Big gulp.

First you walk into a 711, then you grab yourself a couple things that will fit inside of the cup without taking up more than 4/5 of the cup, then you Grab a Big Gulp or other non-See through cup and put your stuff in the Cup(Make sure you don't get spotted) then proceed to fill the cup up.

It works a lot better if you have a refill too.
"Man, I saved $7 today on energy drinks with the Slurpee Scheme"

"Man, Jason got caught today doing the Slurpee Scheme!"
by ManitobaWarrior July 9, 2009
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The Pyramid scheme

When three bros form a triangle, and partake in anal sex. Make sure you take turns, you don't want to pop out.
I walked in on my three friends doing the pyramid scheme, I wish it was a mlm instead.
by The phantom diddler January 15, 2019
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The Kenny Scheme

Make plans, especially in a devious manner or with intent to do something what you want. While maintaining a neutral or positive benefit from both parties.
My brother used the Kenny Scheme to trick my parents to get the new iPhone”
by しど September 25, 2020
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Grand scheme of the universe

The ultimate way of life, events, and all parts of this world and this universe. Many define part of this with their religion, or any religion can use this as just a metaphysical way to describe fate and sequence of events.

Usually used to describe something very small and unimportant and how it relates to "the big picture".
Dude to dude: "I mean really, in the grand scheme of the universe, how much is breaking up with Shannon?"
by geniusonwheels September 28, 2009
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