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The Russian 

the guy who just kicked your ass.
dude, he's the russian!
The Russian by Rose Valquier April 30, 2011
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The Russian Vice 

When a person forcefully squeezes a man's testicles so as to cause the victim great pain.
"After my girlfriend went through my phone, she dumped me and put me in The Russian Vice."

the russian truffle 

When two people, one usually from russian descent shit on eachothers foreheads and head-butt eachother.
The other day i watched a video of two people performing the russian truffle.
the russian truffle by i create art December 28, 2009

The Russian Chimney Sweep 

The Russian Chimney Sweep is the act of the female taking a dump, while her partner is performing anal sex. It is called the Russian Chimney Sweep, because it's origin is in Russia, and the asswhole is being cleaned out, like a chimney.
Chick: I gotta take a dump.
Guy: I want to have anal sex.
Chick: Want to do the Russian Chimney Sweep? My chimney needs some sweeping.
Guy: Let's get cleaning.

The Russian Santa Claus 

This is when you are titty fucking a girl while you are sitting on their face tea bagging their mouth.
Yo, last night i ended up giving that girl the Russian santa claus!

The Russian Candy Cane 

You punch a girl in the face, to make her nose bleed, while you cum all over her face.
That girl's face never looked the same after she got the Russian Candy Cane on Christmas Eve.

The Russian Mitten 

This occurs when one man or woman, homosexual or just plain curious, coats his or her fist with vodka flavored lube and forcefully inserts it into the recipient's Five Hole.
"By the way, I got The Russian Mitten for the first time last night, more comfortable then you would think."

verb - "Hey Francis, I cannot wait to get Russian Mittened on Christmas this year."
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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