The Restaurants 

Applebees, Grand China Buffet, Chiles, Princess Maria Diner, Blue Swan.
The meeting places for the Gang of Jack S.

When the Gang shows up everyone else gets the fuck out of there.

The Restaurants by Gang of Jack S. April 13, 2004

The Restaurant Effect 

Subconsciously drinking water at a restaurant while the waiter refills the glass, resulting in a continuous need to use the bathroom throughout the meal.

This is most often seen in nervous people on first dates

Joe: I drank so much water before she arrived! And when she did, I had to leave to go to the bathroom four times during dinner! She probably thinks I'm so weird...

Steve: don't worry man, you were just suffering from the restaurant effect. It could have happened to anyone!

The Restaurant Effect by Flying starfruit July 30, 2016

The Restaurant at the End of the Universe 

A.K.A. Milliways. A fantastic eatery that turns the End of Time into dinner entertainment.

"...and the Universe," continued the waiter, determined not to be deflected on his home stretch, "will explode later for your pleasure."
Ford's head swiveled slowly toward him. He spoke with feeling.
"Wow," he said, "what kind of drinks do you serve in this place?"

-- from The Restaurant at the End of the Universe, by Douglas Adams

The Restaurant at the End of the Universe by Scott Lanway September 8, 2004

Still At the Restaurant 

When someone still has lingering attachments to their ex.

Derived from the Taylor Swift song, "right where you left me" where she sings about her ex lover leaving her at the restaurant.

"I think I'm still at the restaurant."

"But you guys have been broken up for a year!"

"There was just something special."

Still At the Restaurant by soopergup September 24, 2023

eat at the downstairs restaurant

Common form of describing the act of eating pussy, ie cunninglingus

I am going to eat at the downstairs restaurant tonight

eat at the downstairs restaurant by ShiningWit June 26, 2007

Galeria Restaurant: The First Juvenile Release 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Galeria Restaurant: The First Juvenile Release

Galeria Restaurant: The First Juvenile Release by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

Eating At The Worst Reviewed Restaurant In My City 

A stupid-ass fucking trend created by a YouTuber called PhillpSoloTv that many other stupid idiots tried to copy. Basically, in these YouTube videos, people go on Yelp to find their worst reviewed restaurant and read the reviews of that restaurant. Then, they actually go to that restaurant, and when they get there, they usually don’t film the outside of the restaurant because they “don’t want to give away the location or the name of the restaurant”. So they don’t film the outside of the restaurant for some odd fucking reason. Anyways, when they get inside the restaurant they order their food and when they eat their food, they claim that they found something in their food (like a hair or something) But it’s very obvious that they put it in there themselves just to get views. One video I watched someone found a cockroach in their food but it’s very obvious that they put it in there themselves. Some videos I watched they make us think the food is from the actual restaurant and they eat the food somewhere else (like a park or their house) but really, they made the food themselves. This shows how fucking stupid Youtubers can be.

The Eating At The Worst Reviewed Restaurant In My City is a fucking stupid trend!

Eating At The Worst Reviewed Restaurant In My City by Minecraft1238 January 14, 2019