the red bull 

the act of jacking off with your butt buddy until your dick is red then running at each other full speed and slamming into each other groin first

Billy "dude im so sore from last night, me and my butt buddy did the red bull like seven times"

Charley "thats fucked up bro..."

the red bull by yuorintothisnotme October 29, 2010

The Red Bull 

The Red Bull

The Red Bull

The Red Bull by LiorZDoor March 8, 2022

the red bull hour 

That time of day when, all of a sudden, your pet, or a person, gets a sudden, almost volcanic, burst of energy. The red bull hour does not require the consumption of red bull.

It always gets to be around 7pm when my dog Frank will hit the red bull hour and will run screaming around the garden like the devil is on his tail. After the red bull hour Frank is always ready to go to bed for the night.

the red bull hour by wife of Keith John February 16, 2012

Sucking Off the Red Bull 

Consuming large amounts of energy drinks to get through finals.

Brad: "Hey Tom! Did you see Jimmy running around like a maniac?"
Tom: "yeah, he's been sucking off the red bull just to get through finals. "

Sucking Off the Red Bull by ChazzzySan May 29, 2015

the prophet of red bull 

The prophet of the red bull

A woman alone at night

Tired and sad the only thing keeping her alive is the threat of her girlfriends death
And

RED BULL

She would lay down her live for red bull

For redbull is the bringer of good the delivery of happiness the heroes of sleepy the winner of the battle of red bull or monster

Red bull is her god

Drink the blood of the red bull god in the crack house by the commons

Eat the meat of the red bull god

We shall rise

Red Bull will rise

If you go against the rule of red bull you will bath in the glorieuse juices until you are pure

Sin in the name of red bull

Never be quite yell only nonsense

Confuse and distract others

Insult the god and be thrown into the fighting pit for ever

______________________________________________________
THE PROPHECY

On night cold and dark

The wind will blow strong and the rain will pour

Rain? No red bull

The sun will raise
Sun? No red bull

The water will run to high

Water? No red bull

_____________________________________________________

If you want to be safe from the day of redbull

Join us

Save a spot in red heaven for yourself

JOIN US IN THE LIGHT OF RED BULL

JOIN THE PROPHET OF RED BULL

the prophet of red bull by fuckingUSERNAME August 2, 2023

the red bulldozer 

This is when a man requests for another man to shove a sugar free Red Bull can in his ass for fun. He generally complains that the mans cock was too small and needed something more. In most situations he chooses not to tell his wife he does this but there are some exceptions.

Hey matty, you’re a scrawny little bitch who can’t fuck me right. Shove this sugar free Red Bull can up my ass and give me the red bulldozer like a man.

the red bulldozer by Larry and Rex and Benny July 15, 2018

Burning the Redbull

phrase:
Synonymous to "burning the midnight oil," but coined at the turn of the 21st century in response to the use of said drink during late nights for increased stamina (both physical and mental)

Becca: I stayed up all night doing what I do best--studying human anatomy.
Trent: Wow, you were burning the midnight oil.
Becca: No, I was actually burning the Redbull. It kept me fired up long enough to outlast what I was studying.
Trent: Even so, it still seems like you suck at it. You can barely name anything above the head!
Becca: Yea, I probably do, but at least it's fun!

Burning the Redbull by idrinkremymartinlouisxiii April 1, 2009