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The real shit

(n.) The re-al sh-it

An instance of true authenticity; An occuring event which leads an individual to believe that it is, in fact, real shit.
"Yo dog," J-Tizzle said, "you see me cap dat motha in da face?"
"Yeah dog," I replied, "that was the real shit..."
The real shit by Crustin December 28, 2005
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The Real Shit

n. authentic, inspired, peerless, usu. in a creative endeavor. See also CKY.
The Real Shit by Rosie February 11, 2004

mungus (the real shit)

when you dig up a dead woman and punch her in the stomach; the stuff that comes out of her poon is mungus.
Hey dude, I just ate some mungus

Yo dude, this dip looks like rotting mungus.

Man, sometimes I want to swim in a pool of mungus

Real nigga taking a shit on the toilet 

When a real ass nigga slide through the bathroom to take a big fat disgusting vile shit in the toilet.
“Who in the other stall? You talking to a Real nigga taking a shit on the toilet! 💯

The Real Shits 

Getting extremely annoyed or angry with something, someone or circumstances.
My girl got the real shits after I fake chowed her!
The Real Shits by Big Kas August 18, 2011
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026