Definitions by Crustin

Tie the Shoelace 

To bend over in a wonderful fashion.

"Hey girl, you wanna tie the shoelace for me?"
"Wtf you talkin' 'bout boi?"
"Your shoelace is untied!"

Tie the Shoelace by Crustin April 30, 2006

Up and Down Rubber 

To rise and fall whilst connected to another human's body.

"Dude, ahmigosh, Raul and I went up and down the other night."
"Really?"
"Yeah, and not just up and down...but up and down RUBBER!"

Up and Down Rubber by Crustin April 30, 2006

The real shit

(n.) The re-al sh-it

An instance of true authenticity; An occuring event which leads an individual to believe that it is, in fact, real shit.

"Yo dog," J-Tizzle said, "you see me cap dat motha in da face?"
"Yeah dog," I replied, "that was the real shit..."

The real shit by Crustin December 28, 2005