The real shit

(n.) The re-al sh-it

An instance of true authenticity; An occuring event which leads an individual to believe that it is, in fact, real shit.

"Yo dog," J-Tizzle said, "you see me cap dat motha in da face?"
"Yeah dog," I replied, "that was the real shit..."

by Crustin December 03, 2005

Tie the Shoelace

To bend over in a wonderful fashion.

"Hey girl, you wanna tie the shoelace for me?"
"Wtf you talkin' 'bout boi?"
"Your shoelace is untied!"

by Crustin April 17, 2006

Up and Down Rubber

To rise and fall whilst connected to another human's body.

"Dude, ahmigosh, Raul and I went up and down the other night."
"Really?"
"Yeah, and not just up and down...but up and down RUBBER!"

by Crustin April 17, 2006