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the_real_felix_kracken 

A Tik Tok account that is, I quote, "the real felix kracken." By the time I post this, he is already questioning why people are shipping Felix Kranken with William Afton from FNAF. It is a fairly satire roleplay account that will likely be banned at some point, but who knows.
"wow the_real_felix_kracken just posted a new video"

"i cant believe you're still following him"
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the_real_felix_kracken 

this person is a super hottie and is epic tiktoker who needs to hit 2000 rn

ceo of #boyboss, a smexy cosplayer
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KRACKEN DEEZ NUTS!!!!!!!!!!! hhahahahahhah

the_real_felix_kracken 

A very cool person who is drunk and killed his friend’s kids
Hey did you see what the_real_felix_kracken did?

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026