the_real_felix_kracken

A Tik Tok account that is, I quote, "the real felix kracken." By the time I post this, he is already questioning why people are shipping Felix Kranken with William Afton from FNAF. It is a fairly satire roleplay account that will likely be banned at some point, but who knows.

"wow the_real_felix_kracken just posted a new video"

"i cant believe you're still following him"

the_real_felix_kracken by hhoohohohooh July 20, 2021

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the_real_felix_kracken

this person is a super hottie and is epic tiktoker who needs to hit 2000 rn

ceo of #boyboss, a smexy cosplayer

do you know “the_real_felix_kracken”?

KRACKEN DEEZ NUTS!!!!!!!!!!! hhahahahahhah

the_real_felix_kracken by fandomswap.xyz (silvia) July 20, 2021

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the_real_felix_kracken

A very cool person who is drunk and killed his friend’s kids

Hey did you see what the_real_felix_kracken did?

the_real_felix_kracken by n0t.Ash July 21, 2021

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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