Eric Cartman's wrastling alias on the Comedy Central cartoon South Park. A member of the W.T.F. (Wrestling Takedown Federation), the Rad Russian faces such foes as Triceratops, Sgt. Hammerclaw, Stan The Man, Juggernaut, and El Polo Loco.
Wrastling Coach: Let's get some volunteers so why don't you come over here young man what's your name?
Cartman: The Rad Russian
Wrastling Coach: What?
Cartman: You capitalist swine I craush you!
When your on a first date with a girl, and you start hooking up with her in the hopes of losing your virginity. Turns to sex and to finish, you blow a load on her face, throw on your clothes and run away from her house.
(Out of breath) "I...just....B-rad'ed some...broad....fuck....yes" - The B-rad'er
"High Five Man!" - Friend of B-rad'er
Its more complex than you might think. Hes natural and skilled at it. Born with it. He pounds, nests, humps the honey and last but not least, he hides the salami. You can think of him as to "pork your lover". Ladies keep your grannys away for b-RADS!!! they float like a butterfly and sting like a bee!!