The Quinns

An exotic de-manlyizing STD contracted by the sexual intercourse (oral, anal, ear, nose, hand, foot, boob) with a girl from Winlsow Township NJ. With this disease a mans dick painfully shrivels up and falls off because any man dumb enough to touch her, deserves to never touch any thing again!!

Man 1: Dude, i think theres something wrong, my dick is shriveling up, and it hurts!
Man 2: Bro..... I think u have The Quinns!!

by 123andrew May 6, 2011

The Quinn

A sex move where you bonk the shit out of either a journalist, to get a praising article written about your creation, or a judge in a contest, to win said competition.

My video game wasn't doing that well, but ever since I did the Quinn with that guy from Kotaku, I got all the exposure I need.

by Faggy McFaggerson September 2, 2014

The Quinn Effect

The tendency to encounter situations in which the opposing entity displays an unreasonable and unusual level of incompetence.

Person 1: Wow, how in the world does Quinn have such a high k/d this game? He is trash at the game normally, seems kinda sus to me.
Person 2: Nah dude it's not him, it's just the Quinn Effect in action.
Parson 1: Ohhhhh, that makes much more sense.

by among_us_game_of_all_time December 12, 2022

the quinn

a highly skilled young gentleman.also a sexy love god.and is the hardist crew member.

oh may god the quinns comin that sexy man beast

by ken November 27, 2004

The Zoey and the Quinn

Basically the perfect friend pairing. Will weather any hardship together and are thick as thieves.

A: Hey, did you see these 2 buddying up?
B: Yeah, they seem to get along really well. They're basically the Zoey and the Quinn.
A: Makes me wish I had a friendship like that.

by burntactor June 30, 2024

The Amanda Quinn Theory

For every instance (x) that an Amanda Quinn tells you you're wrong, and every instance (y) that you are right, x will always equal y.

X(Amanda Quinn tells you you're wrong)=Y(You are wright)

Ethan:"Yoooooo, I TOTALLY ACED THAT CHEM TEST!!!"

Evan:"Forreal?!?"

Ethan:"Yea yo, Amanda Quinn told me I got every question wrong. So using the Amanda Quinn Theory I aced it!"

Evan:"Ohhhh, ardvark. You must've aced it then."

by shmead February 1, 2010

Quinn The Clapper

Quinn is the type of masculine phenomenon who can pull your girl or any other girl. He has rizzed up the rapper Bia, Tanishq the celebrity, and Tanishq’s grandmother and clapped them with his tremendously large subway foot long defeater of a wiener. However, lookout if you find him, because he is a sly bastard who begs for food and scams the Indians (oh how the table has turned).

I want to be like Quinn The Clapper and plow everyone I see!

by RizzwitJizz November 8, 2022