The Planet
The Planet by ThePlanet February 7, 2019
Words you can keep
the planet alderaan
Ally: What did you do last night?
Becky: Well I was giving him a blowjob when he pulled out and came in my ear!
Ally: Oh the planet alderaan!
Becky:What!
Ally:Yea you hear the voices of millions scream out and then its suddenly silent
Becky: OOOOOOOO
Becky: Well I was giving him a blowjob when he pulled out and came in my ear!
Ally: Oh the planet alderaan!
Becky:What!
Ally:Yea you hear the voices of millions scream out and then its suddenly silent
Becky: OOOOOOOO
the planet alderaan by Kyle Zhig June 29, 2008
The Planet Earth Test
When you want to see if a cover of Fireflies is good, so you skip to the part where they sing "I like to make my self believe, that planet Earth turns slowly".
Guy 1: What're you doing?
Guy 2: I'm looking for a cover of Fireflies to listen to, but they all suck.
Guy 1: Well just do The Planet Earth Test to get faster results.
Guy 2: I'm looking for a cover of Fireflies to listen to, but they all suck.
Guy 1: Well just do The Planet Earth Test to get faster results.
The Planet Earth Test by OctopusProbably October 24, 2022
Ask The Planet
A place where children go to be ridiculed by younger children and then be forced into sending naked photos of themselves to older children to prove they are not fakes.
The older children will then post the pictures on ATP, and the child will be ridiculed by hundreds of faceless perverts.
The child will then find that the place is a good place to mope to about everything wrong with their life, but they will recieve no pity from the other children, the they will threaten to kill themselves.
The child will morph into one of the older children, and begin ridiculing newer ones.
The child will spam secrets and insist Chris Brown Girl is cool and The child will try to have people rate his or her photos in a "hot post" but will be sent to the bottom of the list by the older children who have fake accounts to thumb up their own posts.
The child will argue about something in one post, and then defend it in the next and will begin to realize they have drifted away from friends and family irl and they now think things they never though were funny are hilarious, including violence, racism, and rape.
The child will see newer children with better hair become more popular and will threaten to leave.
They will actually just lurk for an hour or two then reappear to mope about how much more messed up their life is than everyone else's.
The child will amass a large amount of child pornography and begin texting strangers and will make fake accounts for thumbs up.
The older children will then post the pictures on ATP, and the child will be ridiculed by hundreds of faceless perverts.
The child will then find that the place is a good place to mope to about everything wrong with their life, but they will recieve no pity from the other children, the they will threaten to kill themselves.
The child will morph into one of the older children, and begin ridiculing newer ones.
The child will spam secrets and insist Chris Brown Girl is cool and The child will try to have people rate his or her photos in a "hot post" but will be sent to the bottom of the list by the older children who have fake accounts to thumb up their own posts.
The child will argue about something in one post, and then defend it in the next and will begin to realize they have drifted away from friends and family irl and they now think things they never though were funny are hilarious, including violence, racism, and rape.
The child will see newer children with better hair become more popular and will threaten to leave.
They will actually just lurk for an hour or two then reappear to mope about how much more messed up their life is than everyone else's.
The child will amass a large amount of child pornography and begin texting strangers and will make fake accounts for thumbs up.
The child will lose all touch with reality and before they know it, their life will revolve around Ask The Planet, a terrible myspace app made by a terrible programmer, psuedo-controlled by a dickhead with a napoleon complex and his tryhard insensitive girlfriend from florida.
Ask The Planet by TB_ftw February 15, 2010
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Stupidest animal on the planet
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Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
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2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
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1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
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Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
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TLDU
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Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!