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The Odore 

A type of middle manager that thinks he's an expert on everything, and uses bully tactics to get his way.
The product was never actually produced because The Odore said we had to change a bunch of things to the way he decided.
The Odore by zellsmacker August 12, 2022
Words you can keep

rollin' back the odometer

When a girl states she's had sex with way less guys than what's accurate out of fear that you'll assume she's a huge slut.
Mike: Dude, I should've totally fucked Meghan last night.
Frank: I heard she's a huge slut.
Mike: But she said she's only been with 3 guys.
Frank: Bro, no way! Her?... You know she's totally cracked the glass and is rollin' back the odometer on that one.

Sir Theodore the third

Some black dude with an Afro who doesn’t know the meaning of the words:
Baroque
Boondoggle

Fastidious

Sycophant
“You have been blocked you have been virtually blocked” -Sir Theodore the third

Theodore Roosevelt 

The manliest US President of all Time.
Resume: Boxer, Police Chief, Author, Hunter, got shot in the middle of a speech and then continued it for 2 more hours.
Theodore Roosevelt had his wife and child dead on the same day. :(

Theodore Roosevelt 

The twenty-sixth President of the United States. He became President of the United States at the age of 42. One of the best Presidents this country has had. Made the U.S. into a world power by constructing the Panama Canal. Fought against monopolies and big business. Teddy also settled coal strike of 1902. Recieved a Medal of Honor for his role in the Spanish-American war and was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize for helping negotiate the end of the Russo-Japanese War.
As Theodore Roosevelt once said "Speak softly and carry a big stick."

Woobiehn Theodore Kim

Professional model, voted Time Magazine's sexiest man of the year for three years in a row, 2005, 2006, and 2007. He is most know for the invention of the teddy bear, based off a self-portrait taken in 1996. Competes in professional beauty pageants and has won 17 to date. This is mainly due to his extreme facial expressions and his trademark speedo, which he orders one size to small to show off his junk. He is Asian.
Man, I wish i was as sexy as Woobiehn Theodore Kim!

Sir Theodore the third

Classy Gordon Ramsey but Black.
person 1: who'll judge our food?
person 2: Shit, it's Sir Theodore the Third.
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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