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the misty maid 

The act of ejaculating into a house fan from behind while someone is cleaning something in front of it.
Bonnie was cleaning the dining room table off and jake couldn’t help but give her the misty maid
the misty maid by T-whang September 29, 2017

By the minty nipples of Marduk ! 

An expression of surprise and joy, by presumably referring to the nipples of a Babylonian god that were, for the sake of this expression, inordinately minty.
" By the minty nipples of Marduk !" this McRib sandwich is delicious !

The mist rises ,as the sun falls. 

Me and my buddies are going to juul, behind the bleachers at sunset.
Yo guys not the The mist rises ,as the sun falls.

"Don't do AHHHHHHHHHH!!"

Ride The Mist 

Is the feeling of sexual euphoria one experiences during the act of Vaping.
This is the most amazing vape I've ever experienced. That's when you Ride the Mist!
Ride The Mist by wizardelite September 18, 2013

Maid of the mist 

When you're banging a dudes wife, and the cuckholded chap cracks a Miller highlife in approval, and the gentle spray serenades your swinging scrotum.
"Cheers brother, enjoy this maid of the mist... and my wife"

Gorillas in the mist 

When someone takes a particularly stinky dump followed by a steaming hot shower, all with the windows closed and no bathroom fan.
Jacob: “I wouldn’t go in there if I was you...”

Mark: (enters the dense shitty mist that now fills his bathroom) “Jesus Jacob, what is this? Gorillas in the mist? You could have at least opened a window!”