The Misty

A sex act in which one is held down in water whilst several man cum all around them while forcing the person in the waters eyes open.

The fellas and I totally Gave my girl the Misty

by Icoinedthetermblumpkin April 23, 2021

the misty maid

The act of ejaculating into a house fan from behind while someone is cleaning something in front of it.

Bonnie was cleaning the dining room table off and jake couldn’t help but give her the misty maid

by T-whang September 29, 2017

By the minty nipples of Marduk !

An expression of surprise and joy, by presumably referring to the nipples of a Babylonian god that were, for the sake of this expression, inordinately minty.

" By the minty nipples of Marduk !" this McRib sandwich is delicious !

by Cuneus Stern October 12, 2013

The mist rises ,as the sun falls.

Me and my buddies are going to juul, behind the bleachers at sunset.

Yo guys not the The mist rises ,as the sun falls.

"Don't do AHHHHHHHHHH!!"

by DANTE WOLF November 16, 2019

Ride The Mist

Is the feeling of sexual euphoria one experiences during the act of Vaping.

This is the most amazing vape I've ever experienced. That's when you Ride the Mist!

by wizardelite September 18, 2013

Maid of the mist

When you're banging a dudes wife, and the cuckholded chap cracks a Miller highlife in approval, and the gentle spray serenades your swinging scrotum.

"Cheers brother, enjoy this maid of the mist... and my wife"

by Fill Collins August 4, 2018

Gorillas in the mist

When someone takes a particularly stinky dump followed by a steaming hot shower, all with the windows closed and no bathroom fan.

Jacob: “I wouldn’t go in there if I was you...”

Mark: (enters the dense shitty mist that now fills his bathroom) “Jesus Jacob, what is this? Gorillas in the mist? You could have at least opened a window!”

by Ploppapotomus December 2, 2018