The Meg 

Wetting a tampon in vodka and placing it inside ones vagina.

I had the Meg for pre drinks tonight, it got me so wasted

The Meg by Clayton_13 September 2, 2014

The meg way 

Handing in your assignment last minute

My assignment is due in an hour and i’m still not finished.

Ohhh so you’re doing it the meg way?

The meg way by jacksontheobeseman November 30, 2021

meg the maid

she's s sexy maid. that's it

Girl 1: meg the maid is so cool!!
Girl 2: I know right!

meg the maid by ava valentine March 10, 2021

The Church of Meg 

A fictional religion (a loose parody the Catholic Church) for the actress Megan Prescott, who is currently playing Katie Fitch in the British TV show Skins.

Originally, the "religion" began when Meg declared in an interview that incest was "illegal." Because of that, when talk of Katie/Emily (who are twin sisters in the show) occurred, someone would point out that Meg would not approve, because incest is "illegal."

It became a rather popular thing to say amongst Skins fans (especially fans on Livejournal) and thus has evolved into a bigger joke, with fans even creating an intensive guide for the "religion."

01. The Church of Meg accepts all peoples, so long as they love Meg and her followers in kind, for She is great.

02. "So, says the Lord Meg, that those who oppose and do not believe in the word of Meg are punishable of stonem-ing, a religious condemnation that comes from being hit with a rock, loser."

The Church of Meg by majesdane April 2, 2009

Meg Shanky Shankerson the 3rd 

The famous massacre of 1857, Ohio, was caused by this masked outlaw, later found creating wide disturbances in the British Government, violently stabbing the prime minister and throwing his body into the Thames causing the Black Plague from the rotting corpse. She later fell in love with an exiled Ninja who taught her how to use her blade with efficiency and power, he loved her so much he named the most lethal techniques after her, thus producing the word Shank, she later died at a ripe age of 103. Her memory lived on with all those that carry knives.

Stabbing a victim before Meg Shanky Shankerson the 3rd was around was known as Merking, after her teachings its common knowledge that it is Shanking

Meg Shanky Shankerson the 3rd by Exiled Ninja of the Forests March 3, 2014

Phantom of the Megaplex 

Is Kathleen's.

Girl #1: "Let's go talk to Phantom of the Megaplex."
Girl #2: "No no, he's Kathleen's."

Phantom of the Megaplex by Sarah Lee Simmons January 22, 2009

The Megumi Partical 

The Megumi Partical is the theory in which a person (usually a male) believes becoming romantically obsessed with another person (usually a female) in an unhealthy manor will heighten his chances with her. In most cases, the female is unaware of the obsession the male has over her. The symptoms of the Megumi Partical usually include but are not limited to the following:
•Loss of sleep over thinking about her
• Writing poems and letters, then not giving them to her
•Stalking her on social media
•Learning everything you possibly can about her
•Etc.
In all recorded cases of The Megumi Partical, the male has been unsuccessful in his attempts to woo the female.

Guy 1: Dude, I can't stop thinking about *insert name here*

Guy 2: Tell her how you feel man.

Guy 1: Nah, I can't, I'll just stalk her on Facebook and write her poems and have pictures of her on my phone.

Guy 2: Dude, this is a serious case of The Megumi Partical. We need to get you help.

The Megumi Partical by DefinitelyNotAPedo October 15, 2014