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The Masters Softie 

When your getting a blowjob while watching The Masters and your interrupted by a call from your Wife.
My bitch wife called and ruined my blowjob and I was left with The Masters Softie.

the masters school 

great place to get high quality weed. Where all the rich white kids go to smoke.
i wrote the definition of the masters school at the masters school. mrs. danforth isn't gonna like that.

i went down to the masters school to smoke with my homies.

i found a vape down at the stop&shop yesterday. i hope it wasn't those kids from the masters school.

Wrestling with the masters 

Wrestling with the masters means to attempt to understand the full depth and meaning of various literature and art work of a renown artist. The "masters" would be defined as Steinbeck, Poe, Faulkner, Shakespeare, Homer, Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, Alexandre Dumas, Updyke, et al.
John was struggling with his English Lit. Course, he was Wrestling with the masters, reading such works by Dumas and Von Goethe.

the masters school 

The Masters School, established in 1877, is a liberal arts school located in Dobbs Ferry, NY. It is for grades 5-12, or anyone who is gay, smokes, or artsy.
Hey are you from The Masters School?
Well duh, I'm a gay theater kid with red eyes... of course I'm from Masters.

the masters school 

the masters school is a place for gay, non athletic, liberals, and rich white kids who think theyre in a gang.

masters is a great place if you want to buy weed or hard drugs but if u loose ur wallet u might end up getting kicked out
"my friend got kicked out for bringing coke to school"
"oh they must go to the masters school"

"yo does anyone have a cart"
"no why does everyone at the masters school smoke"

not the masters 

n. phrase - Expression used when denegrating any mundane sexual experience
or second-rate event.

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Did you see my son's basketball game? What did you think?

Well, it's not the masters.
not the masters by gnostic 1 April 13, 2013
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