The Lube
The Lube by Terran it up October 21, 2019
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The lube fairy
The lube fairy is the small creature who places bottles of lube and other necessities in your drawer whenever you need it.
The lube fairy can't be seen, but it's said that Grell Sutcliff is behind this.
The lube fairy can't be seen, but it's said that Grell Sutcliff is behind this.
The lube fairy by Eline_is_a_panguin January 26, 2017
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The Lube Monster
Girl: Hey babe, I think we need to buy some more lube tomorrow..
Guy: Why?
Girl: I think the lube monster ate it all.
Guy: Oh really, the lube monster?
Girl: AKA... my vagina....
Guy: Why?
Girl: I think the lube monster ate it all.
Guy: Oh really, the lube monster?
Girl: AKA... my vagina....
The Lube Monster by willey, j April 30, 2009
Grab The Lube
Nick: What’s wrong man?
Ethan: Stock Market fell 30% today so my investments are taking a beating.
Nick: Grab the lube.
Ethan: Stock Market fell 30% today so my investments are taking a beating.
Nick: Grab the lube.
Grab The Lube by Slabshack November 28, 2018
Sucking the Lube
When you keep slipping from what you want, you are unable to stop sucking the lube to get out of the loop. You want it so bad but the slope is just too slippery to escape.
I can’t stop eating sugar.
Man that sucks you’re sucking the lube.
I know it’s been a bad habit for years now.
Man that sucks you’re sucking the lube.
I know it’s been a bad habit for years now.
Sucking the Lube by Ladybuggirl170000000 January 3, 2023
dont forget the lube
I told my woman "dont forget the lube" She went to the clerk and asked for 5 bottles of lube, the clerk had a funny look on her face!
dont forget the lube by Cheese N Cecil January 16, 2025
Lube the Hitman
Mafia hitman of the 1930's who killed his victims by forcing them to ingest large quantities of lube. Lube is known to have killed at least seven different men in and around Portland, Oregon.
Lube was known to wear spandex underneath his trenchcoat, thus he was also know at Moose Knuckle
Lube was known to wear spandex underneath his trenchcoat, thus he was also know at Moose Knuckle
Lube the Hitman by Lustrious March 4, 2008
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