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Mafia hitman of the 1930's who killed his victims by forcing them to ingest large quantities of lube. Lube is known to have killed at least seven different men in and around Portland, Oregon.

Lube was known to wear spandex underneath his trenchcoat, thus he was also know at Moose Knuckle

Snipe: Lube the hitman is one bad dude
Gypsy: Yeah.... he sucks at halo
by Lustrious March 04, 2008
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